Heron

Chesterfield Scunthorpe United Morecambe Wolverhampton Wanderers Rotherham United Peterborough United Swindon Town Blackpool Leicester City Bayer 04 Leverkusen Vfl Wolfsburg £1 returns about £1,500

Still not convinced S*nderland are going out.

When he was at the mackems he used to knack some lass in Jesmond. Ah!

No, it wont matter now though. 4-0.

MMMMMMMMMMMM NICE.

Danny. Fucking. Welbeck.

Aye - like wtf has happened to them?!?!

Cattertan / Obermole

I fucking hate Cattermole. He is so incredibly shit and he's a dirty little cunt too.

WTF is one of them by the way? They want to be us in every possible way, when really, they are just a bunch of 12 fingered, degenerate, inbred spackermongs.

I was just thinking this. Are they really capable of knocking these inbreds out?

Howay ManUre - sort these fuckers out man.

To be fair - we're safe in the league and out both cups so it actually wouldn't surprise me from the boards point of view, if he were to go before February. From Cabaye's point of view though, we're pushing for a European spot, he's settled and he has the World Cup to look forward to. He'd be daft to make the switch now. From a fans point of view I really don't want him to go. He's a beast.

Loves the toon.

from my seat behind the goal at the gallowgate he was laughing and gave a thumbs up to the strawberry corner, certainly wasn't angry Aye he took it well. Also Taylor getting a drink from Harts water bottle when waiting for a free kick. I saw him turn around. I sit quite a bit away from the pitch in the Gallowgate. I assumed he wasn't happy. Procter & Gamble (or which ever company makes the shampoo) won't be happy about him laughing about the wrong directions being given on the use of their products. "He's got a head full of dandruff" "You're shit and you've got dandruff" "Englands number 2" and "You can stick your head and shoulders up your arse" These were all aired near me. I found it quite amusing given the situation. Hart did take it seemingly well, to be fair.

"You had my ball" has got to be my new favourite reason for clattering someone

Was gutted someone was behind you!

HEll freeZes over, mAte. I'd have all your men transfer listed after today mate.

Worth a cheeky quid.

Isn't doing enough to warrant a start for me. Quality player, but we're a more solid side without him at present. Unfortunately...

Think Pardew could maybe have done things differently to effect the result today, but don't want to wholeheartedly blame the chap, considering the form we have had over the 10 games prior to today. People going OTT with their reactions in my opinion.

These actually had a good chance to lift themselves out of the shit today, and pissed it up the wall. These are seriously fucked.

Looking forward to seeing the penalty decision again. I too don't see the point in sending a keeper up if defenders are gonna loiter around the halfway line. Either hoy everything at them or don't...

Gonna drop the Hatem bomb today I reckon like. Plane's in flight, targets acquired, scratch one Tango.