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Heron

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  1. Heron

    James Perch

    He hasn't done too much wrong all season. He - amongst others, is exactly why we're the best of a bad bunch if you like. Average squad players performing well, something other teams don't have. Well done Pards
  2. Jonas is a top lad. Fuck off criticising him.
  3. Load of tosh. Not really. James Perch eclipsed most players on the pitch today. He was outstanding. On the other hand, Cabaye needs to be given license to do what he does best, and for some reason he doesn't appear to have that atm. Not thatit matters like. We're in europe.
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    sunderland

    When Sunderland children are naughty at school they get sent to the headclasster.
  5. Heron

    sunderland

    Sunderland fans cannot quite get a classp of how inbred they are.
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    sunderland

    When Mackems fuck their children, they first have to stop their child playing with the classtercine.
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    sunderland

    When Mackems break bones they get put in classter.
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    sunderland

    On derby day they think they're / it is Class of the Titans.
  9. You obviously haven't seen todays facts Sima.
  10. FACT 6: Sunderland can not win because Martin o'Neill wears spectacles.
  11. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/3645.jpg Fair enough, obviously we have our share too. Just usually don't see them at sporting events. I can probably count on one hand how many time's they've gone to a crowd shot and found someone attractive. Women don't belong at the football.
  12. "If you hate Newcastle clap your hands..." "Singing aye, aye, ippy, ippy, aye -fuck the mags" ... 1-1 :lol: Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down. x
  13. FACT 5: When Sunderland fans clap, it's louder than any other team, as a result of having 10 fingers and 2 thumbs and as a result it deafens their players, mening they can not possibly win todays game.
  14. FACT 4: Sunderland will not win because I'm watching it in HD, and they're accents sound worse in that.
  15. FACT 3: Sunderland can not win today ecause they're fans got over-excited and set off flares, resulting in their players being blinded by the smoke, and conceding at least twice. Nice move 'Mackems'.
  16. As previously mentioned Sunderland cannt possibly win. i will explain further in 5minutes, when I realise another fact.
  17. FACT 2: Red and White make Pink. Pink is a girls colour. They claim to be male. They are therefore homosexuals and can not possibly win today.
  18. McLean sells fucking oven chips ffs. Piss off.
  19. FACT: Sunderland can not possibly win whilst they have a ginger player on the pitch.
  20. FUCK OFF SUNDERLAND YOU UNBELIEVABLY ANNOYING BUNCH OF INBRED, FUCKHEAD, MONGOLOIDS! On a lighter note. Come on you Blues.
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