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Someone sould do that, the wouldn't expect it. All the local Sports direct stores change it to St James' Park.

A communal shitpit of incestuous fucktard m******s.

'Cause it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, don't be surprised when Citeh get bent over, and the Geordies win it. We told ya, the premier's s***! http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/2362/blackmaninalcoholinduce.jpg

If a player in the Premiership fears Ryan Taylor then he shouldn't be playing. 18 will in 9 days time, and they shouldn't be playing in the premiership.

1, 2, 3-4-5, Once we caught the Wolves alive, 6, 7, 8-9-10, Then we let them go again, Why did we let them go, Because we p*ssed all on them so, 4th in the league and out of sight, Miles away from that Sunderland s****! Back on track with our deadly attack. Get the brooms out and sweep these cakehole filling, bum banditting, snow hounds to one side. The league is ours. SKWARK SKWARK!! The Magpies are here. BOOMSH!

Tune? We are the Geordies, the cock of the North. I know it's shite having two songs to the same tune, but it's an effective and creative way for people to stick up for the ground.

An imbalance would mean the squad was lopsided. Ours isn't, it's just lightweight around the pivot. We have 2 right footers playing on the left, with an attacking fullback on one side and a defensive fullback on the other. By your definition I don't think we could be any more lopsided. The only reason our team could be lopsided is because Jonas is better than Obertan. Fair enough, your useage of the word 'lopsided' in football clearly differs to mine. To me it's more about the strength or weakness of a team, as opposed to it's attacking/defensive naure.

An imbalance would mean the squad was lopsided. Ours isn't, it's just lightweight around the pivot. We have 2 right footers playing on the left, with an attacking fullback on one side and a defensive fullback on the other. By your definition I don't think we could be any more lopsided. The only reason our team could be lopsided is because Jonas is better than Obertan.

This. Its fuckin ridiculous. I agree. I'm not Pardews #1 fan, but the stick he gets at times is ludicrous.

They call it St James', It' the best in the land. With the Gallowgate End, East and two massive stands. It always has been, 'nd so it will remain, The best football ground in the game! La, la, la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la TOON!

An imbalance would mean the squad was lopsided. Ours isn't, it's just lightweight around the pivot.

There's always room for improvement, even for Barcelona and the likes. There's no imbalance in our team, there is simply a strong spine with not so strong wings (based on ability), but we have the drive, determination and commitment as a whole which has taken us to where we are. I bet (and this isn't personal) that 9/10 people on here will have said that they'd rather see a committed, less able team, than an able, uncommitted team and out of those 9, 4/5 of them would all say the total opposite now. People need to make their minds up.

I hate the way our fans ridicule our own fans for wanting to make a stand/difference. No matter how illegal or pathetic some of the ideas/actions have been/will be/could be at least these people have the bollocks to make themselves heard.

That would be all well and good if it wasn't his job to create and provide penetration. How do you know what his job is? Are you best mates with Pards like? No. I just remember days of wingers getting the odd goal and stuff, and not being so heavily reliant on our striker to feed off scraps. It works for us, why complain? Besides it's strikers not sriker now, so that should increase.

He's the safest option for the back four to give the ball to more often than not. Agreed.

That would be all well and good if it wasn't his job to create and provide penetration. How do you know what his job is? Are you best mates with Pards like?

Jonas is a pivotal part of our team. Opposing sides constantly double up on him, he drives our team up the pitch with his runs and provides cover to our not so defensively able wing backs. He almost puts in too much effort, that's why he has been fucked for half our games. Tomorrow he will be mint...FACT.

Harry Redknapp is a wheeling, dealing twat. Why the fuck would we want that stroke-faced limp-wristed Jew?

Balance - for me, is something we have had all season, hence the fact we're on the verge of finishing fourth. Teams without balance wouldn't be where we are currently, unless there was a distinct lack of effort, team spirit, determination or ability. The first three we have in abundance, ability is the area where we don't match the remainder of the top 7. Nevertheless, the other top 6 have ability and lots of it, and yet only 3 of them can seperate themselves from us because they match us in the other three areas. Ryan Taylor is a key part of those three other areas, and has over-performed more-so than any of our other players this season. Hence the player of the season quotes.

This is a joke?aren't you a shola fan as well Heza.Raylor massively affects our fluidity,passing,movement and shape.I only want to see him getting sub appearances I'm not a Shola fan, I'm more of a "Don't follow the general consensus because it seems the popular thing to do" kinda guy. Obertan and Shola are undoubtedly our scapegoats, regardless of the good things they sometimes 9and I appreciate rarely) do. People like Ben Arfa and Santon get wanked over, but in reality it's our lesser players this season who have 'upped their game' who made the difference. We have a quaity spine in our squad with very good footballers - Krul, Coloccini, Tiote, Cabaye, Ba and possibly Cisse, but like it or not it's the Jonas', Simpsons' and Taylors of our squad who have made us excel better than we had originally expected. Players might not be the best in terms of ability, but football is more than simply just that. Attention-seeker then. No, just a sheppard not a sheep. You baaastard. Or wandering lunatic sheep who is left to die in the cold Lunatics tend to gain more followers regardless. Not in a domain of sane conversation Where is the sanity in all your profanity, my brother?

Ryan Taylor.

This is a joke?aren't you a shola fan as well Heza.Raylor massively affects our fluidity,passing,movement and shape.I only want to see him getting sub appearances I'm not a Shola fan, I'm more of a "Don't follow the general consensus because it seems the popular thing to do" kinda guy. Obertan and Shola are undoubtedly our scapegoats, regardless of the good things they sometimes 9and I appreciate rarely) do. People like Ben Arfa and Santon get wanked over, but in reality it's our lesser players this season who have 'upped their game' who made the difference. We have a quaity spine in our squad with very good footballers - Krul, Coloccini, Tiote, Cabaye, Ba and possibly Cisse, but like it or not it's the Jonas', Simpsons' and Taylors of our squad who have made us excel better than we had originally expected. Players might not be the best in terms of ability, but football is more than simply just that. Attention-seeker then. No, just a sheppard not a sheep. You baaastard. Or wandering lunatic sheep who is left to die in the cold Lunatics tend to gain more followers regardless.

This is a joke?aren't you a shola fan as well Heza.Raylor massively affects our fluidity,passing,movement and shape.I only want to see him getting sub appearances I'm not a Shola fan, I'm more of a "Don't follow the general consensus because it seems the popular thing to do" kinda guy. Obertan and Shola are undoubtedly our scapegoats, regardless of the good things they sometimes 9and I appreciate rarely) do. People like Ben Arfa and Santon get wanked over, but in reality it's our lesser players this season who have 'upped their game' who made the difference. We have a quaity spine in our squad with very good footballers - Krul, Coloccini, Tiote, Cabaye, Ba and possibly Cisse, but like it or not it's the Jonas', Simpsons' and Taylors of our squad who have made us excel better than we had originally expected. Players might not be the best in terms of ability, but football is more than simply just that. Attention-seeker then. No, just a sheppard not a sheep. You baaastard.

Something like this? http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/7974/dirtyprotest.gif Aye, exactly that. 51,999 fit women and me only though, thanks. Aye, righto. Better that than picturing Teethgirl as the sandwich in the letter 'S' I suppose. /it's in your head right now though. From several inches two a few in 2 simple sentences.

Maybe he just isn't a centre half? He' been decent enough at CM when he's had to play there. Not the answer by any stretch of the imagination, but every team outside of the new 'big 3' would struggle to have a quality 4th choice CM or 4th choice CB, without paying mint wages. By not 'let us down' I mean it's not like he hasn't tried or has single handedly cost us.