Heron

I always enjoy a good battle. Maybe you can mark me this time. I'm in good shape at the minute, lost a load of weight and much fitter. Been playing in an advanced role lately for my mate's team when I have the time. Banged a few in, taking me back to the days when I used to be a box to box midfield powerhouse. I'll leave it in the hands of the gaffer. I think that would be quite interesting. You will probably be in better shape than me. I will have just got back from Magaluf and will be in no shape to play football. That being said, I have felt that way for a good 4 or 5 years. I do virtually no exercise. Athletic probably isn't the word - I am more...canine. I see a ball and I chase it.

How awesome is the sun by the way?

I like our physical battles man... Especially the 100m sprint...

For me it should be division one down to whatever it goes down to. Cut all this Premiership, Championship, League 1 shite out. Agree with just about all you say to be fair. I kind of agree with the away goals rule though - It's just not as relevant these days since away fans are generally louder than home fans.

Aye, I thought this was shit craic when I seen it last neet. WTF is that all about. They proper bot certain players like. Skanks.

Well...that was a load of nowt.

I love when "big-four" fans throw their toys out the pram.

Don't be so harsh on yourself.

http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/02/mike-ashley-restructured-newcastle-united/ Some of the comments... Fuck. Me.

It's an outstanding ground, brilliant atmosphere. Whereabouts are you sitting? Going in the Ostkurve I believe with the more Ultra type fans...

As much as some of us dislike or hate Rangers I can see some sort of alliance developing at this rate. I hope so...we might finally get to the cunt and get him out of football.

Could say the same about Carlisle. Aye. Probably. Haven't read the Carlisle article like... I assume it is full of how he should have sympathy? Poor lorry driver and family.

Ralf shouldn't have said owt publically even if what he had to say was probably right. Should have been done behind closed doors and out of the media eye.

Is Ralf Little the chap from two pints of lager?

Amazing ground, don't have any experience with English ones but I can't imagine a better ground/atmosphere. Awesome.

Good ground to go to? World Cup will be there in May still I think...

Is Wilshire pumping his bike tyre up whilst out on the hoy?

Funnily enough I was in A and E on Sunday morning concussed after a night on the drink which ended badly...somehow. So you're not too far wrong Neil. Just thought I'd add...I think I have played 4 of these and only lost once. I might have the most goals scored too... How f***ing...unmodest. Not bad for a CB. ...and now I will stop sounding like a cunt.

http://lockerdome.com/awaydays/6169461380096065/7388675726121492 They went over to talk to the fans after the game some of the players. Canny brave to be fair. Anyone seen "You'll never walk alone" their tonight too? Think Dortmund are mint me, or at least German football is. It's exactly the way football should be from a supporting point of view. Felling Mag, another best friend and I are going to watch Hertha BSC vs Borussia Monchengladbach in May. It could be the game they need to win to stay up yet. Cannot wait to go in the Ostkurve...

Santon played about 86mins tonight by the way. Just thought I'd clear that up...

Just quit your job, like?

Played decent from what attenzione I paid tonight.

TBF I can understand him being pissed off on that second one.