Heron

How else do you phrase it? Handcuffed to a midget.

Surely you cannot say someone was handcuffed to a dwarf...

Fucking hell...there IS something worse than the commentary...Kevin Phillips shooting ability.

Seriously like - he should be sacked for that "Fire" remark.

Seriously like wtf. "On fiiiiya" haha what the fuckety fuck was that fucking all about. What an absolute knobstick.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMFAO that is the funniest thign I have ever heard a commentator do. What a fucking tool. LMFAO.

Roy Keane is a wankshaft. England as fucking useless as usual.

Don't you just fucking hate horns. Kasabian ftw. What a legend.

The away fans have just set of some flares.

Jaap Stam in goal - aye mate. Sort your life oot.

Gotta love Clarence.

Here's a thought, why don't they have a team of blokes who would never have the opportunity to play on such a stage, for a change? I'd like to see that.

I wanna see a Gordon Ramsey goal like.

The standard is woeful.

You want people like Gazza and Dean Windass on this sorta event.

He even managed to throw in a 'I'm kind of a big deal' in absolutely no f***ing context ffs. He's such a prick. Aye I know. LMAO. I literally just sat, looked up from the laptop, shook my head and looked away again. It didn't even warrant a comment.

They're fucking useless these commentators.

:lol: That pic has got me tickled like.

http://i.imgur.com/EmH2z.png

Love how the forum descends into insanity when the football season ends.

Will she be singing anymore?

I'd take a fumbling left hander off her any day,

Those lips were made for way more than singing, man. What a waste of some lovely clunge. Rights. Sweet mother of Jesus. She is gashtastic like proper full on Mingelata...