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Heron

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  1. He is Joey Barton and he loves the Toon...He'd steamroller Gareth Barry in the middle, he'd steamroller Gareth Barry...
  2. I'd sign him up for 4 or 5 years and offer a yearly review of his playing role at the club. Would be great to keep around even if he wasn't playing for us.
  3. Heron

    Sunderland...

    Your avatar arouses me.
  4. :lol: Joey Barton, I salute you. Someone mentioned that he was shouting his mouth off again today, and I thought "ah ffs man Joey". After reading that though, he is basically saying England pull your finger out, Ashley pull your finger out and Barry fuck off. Awesome.
  5. Heron

    Nobby Solano

    The most intelligent footballer I have ever seen.
  6. Tiote? Nolan? Barton? Coloccini? Enrique? PFA can lick my salty testes.
  7. One of the best captains I've seen for Newcastle United.
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    Sunderland...

    Its been resurrected every few days all season long, not just when we go ahead of you. Yes times have changed, you are not so confident about your team any more and with good reason, whereas we've remained realistic all season. You are saying you are good on paper, but in all honesty you are an average premiership team at best despite spending huge amounts of money, and you rode your luck first part of the season. Your goalkeepers are average, prone to mistakes, central defence is average while only Bardsley can be counted as a decent fullback, in the centre you are confused, no one plays in the same position apart from Cattermole who is a dirty c*** and his stand out quality is injuring people while Henderson still has yet to have a decent game all season. You've added a couple of Africans which haven't settled while one of them although being utter dogshit has been hailed on wearside as the next best thing since a benefit increase, due to his teammates winning him a Champions League medal. Upfront you've got Gyan who looks more interested in playing for Ghana (in fact he's more interested in rapping than Sunderland) isn't and out and out goalscorer while he will be looking for a move away if you finish in a s**** position. Add to that several key players who are not yours and are playing for their parent club to notice them. The man in control of all this has a proven record on how not to finish a season, isn't really one of you which he's reminded every loss or poor performance and has spent a shitload with very little return. Whatever money is available in the summer, would you really want him to spend it? If he wasn't so preoccupied on getting us back, finding a song to play, maybe he'd have time to work out where the goals can come from, but even in his latest defeat all he has on his mind is us, and how you bounced back from the humiliated 5-1. Are you that insignificant everything, every last detail of your season revolves are us? Bruce will hail this season as a success if he finishes ahead of us, problem is, too many of you will buy in to it and happy to do it all over again next season minus a couple of key players who've had enough. I think you'll all finally look back on Quinn's decision to sign on Bruce for the foreseeable as a decision so bad it ranks alongside giving Capello a new contract before the world cup, but then again its not like Sunderland to shoot their load early, or believe the season is finished in January. And when it comes to sack him? £10m. Remains of the Bent money, and if you think he's a putty faced b****** Mag now, just wait till you try and offload him, he'll want the lot and take you to the cleaners. He'll be buying pints for us lot all over Newcastle when that day comes. 'Have a pint on sunderland, sorry it took so long'. I do think however there is no chance of you going down. 7 games left, 4 at home, winnable games all over, but no goals in 7 hours, one win in 10 and all those teams knowing they are in a fight to survive, do your players have the stomach? Does Bruce and more importantly, do the fans at the SOL? I highly doubt you will be since 90% of you believed next season you'd finally get a chance to even up your European goal tally against Shola Ameobi, but being the 3rd lowest goalscorers in the league, it would take some time. Brilliant! Awesome.
  9. Hope we twat these horrible little fuckers.
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    Alan Pardew

    Pardew saved us our point in last weeks result against Bolton, by getting it tactically right. Yesterday he got it totally wrong in his selections. Rough with the smooth...
  11. Why you got right said fred as your pic'? 'cos they're class, obviously. I'm too sexy for my shirt like.
  12. "My thumb, your arse" "Ner" :lol:
  13. Pards: "You make the same face as your wife when she blows me."
  14. State the obvious why don't you. Tried to think of a witty retort to this like but i've got nowt f*** this im going back to bed :smug:
  15. Why you got right said fred as your pic'?
  16. What the f***, man? Are you really that much of an attention seeking dickhead that you need to resort to this s****? I'd like to see Wolves win for Deano. Is that so f***ing hard to understand? You really are a c***. Because I want to see Wolves win? Ignore the daft little weed, man. Behave yourself you goofy little spacker.
  17. Its bloody well not. North Shields is a shithole South Shields is a s*** hole as well, fair enough it has a nice park but the majority of it is a s*** hole. South Shields is technically North Shields and vice versa. If you travel far enough in each direction you will arrive at some form of Shields.
  18. What the f***, man? Are you really that much of an attention seeking dickhead that you need to resort to this s****? I'd like to see Wolves win for Deano. Is that so f***ing hard to understand? You really are a cunt.
  19. North/South it's all the same thing really.
  20. Isn't that £105 million btw. I'm canny hung over though...
  21. We hooked ourselves a Hitler. I'm going to take a wild guess, that your first name is Scott.
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