Thomson Mouse

If he’d connected with that he’d have taken someone’s head off

Sitting back here, we’ll concede

They did initially but rapidly back-pedalled

Ah Stuart Atwell, makes sense now

How the fuck was that not a pen?

Sat down having a beer

WTF are the players thinking during this pointless 2 mins silence What a dickhead Prince Philip was?

Unbelievable in a load of bollocks from him

Fair play to them. We’ve slated them but fair play for that

Is he having problems understanding the basics of football?

Who’s the co-commentator??

I don’t care anymore

Massively underrated, Keegan loved him. If he’d not got injured he’d have got a shit load of goals. One of those forwards like Shearer who was in the right position at the right time. His volley/lob against Sheffield weds in the 93/94 season was the catalyst that turned round the iffy start

Shepherds wife said it. Must be accurate

Is his pre-match comedy show on today?

Yep. A lot of Dortmund fans have been saying this would happen

Exactly. Good football and very attacking. Complete opposite to us

Nailed on for Fulham this. Contrast that with us.

What’s he actually said?

Hang on. Did he say this or is it satire?

Why the fuck is Shelvey still on (or starting)

Whatever plan A was its now gone and no-one knows what to do

Amazing how we’ve lost any confidence and are clinging on

We’ll lose this