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Tudor were but not spring onion

Nice n spicy Nik naks Scampi fries if they count

Worcester sauce

I’m 43 and think it’s comedy aids. Awful shit. I'm 55 and thinks it's the biggest pile of shite ever, written by an unfunny, stuck in the 1970s, tax dodging cunt

I’m 43 and think it’s comedy aids. Awful shit.

How else will I keep up to date with what the Sayer's are doing or which Geordie Shore member is set to make a shocking return. Try Steve ‘kray’ Wraiths twatter

That and the fact that’s hes saying they’re going to climb out of it. Plus the fact that our situation has anything to do with us.

Could they please fuck off with their inconvenient deaths

Of course it is man. They are our neighbours, the auld enemy, and in this thread every positive/negative event that happens at their club is subliminally used as a comparison to the ongoings of our own. We are just fortunate that for nearly 40 years, or to be precise since KK arrived in 82, we have lorded it over them and have been much higher profile whilst they have largely slummed it and given us numerous moments of hilarity. If this thread is not about making comparisons then why the fuck do we talk about them so much? It's not like they are an interesting or high profile top six club making waves, they are a nothing club who never achieve anything of note and yet this thread is always near the top of the board. Interesting Keegan comparison

Where did I say that it did? How about you read a post before commenting on it? I simply said that under Ashley we are headed for being exactly the same kind of club as they currently are, if not worse. Something that has not happened in my NUFC supporting lifetime of 34 years. And in that time they could rise out of the ashes and become bigger than us. It's really not rocket science to understand the concept. Jesus Christ. Have you missed the last 10 days or something? Remember three years ago when they stayed up and "sent us down"? If you think that a similar reversal in fortunes for the two clubs cannnot happen in the same timescale then you are completely in denial. Simple fact is NUFC's future is on a total knife-edge. We get taken over and everything is rosy. Ashley stays and the next 5 to 10 years will be hell. And in that time the Mackems could very easily get their shit together. Right there. I have no idea what point you are trying to make here. This entire thread is about making comparisons between the two clubs, hence the "hahaha they are in the 3rd Division" comments. I am simply stating that both clubs are currently a shambles and the two divison gap is of little consequence and is something that can and will change if Ashley is still here next month. The superiority complex that we have justifiably held over them for decades will evaporate as we finally sink to their level as a club. Or worse. The entire thread isn’t about making comparisons man, yes, some do but it’s not.

Where did I say that it did? How about you read a post before commenting on it? I simply said that under Ashley we are headed for being exactly the same kind of club as they currently are, if not worse. Something that has not happened in my NUFC supporting lifetime of 34 years. And in that time they could rise out of the ashes and become bigger than us. It's really not rocket science to understand the concept.

Where did I say that it did? How about you read a post before commenting on it? I simply said that under Ashley we are headed for being exactly the same kind of club as they currently are, if not worse. Something that has not happened in my NUFC supporting lifetime of 34 years. And in that time they could rise out of the ashes and become bigger than us. It's really not rocket science to understand the concept. Jesus Christ. Have you missed the last 10 days or something? Remember three years ago when they stayed up and "sent us down"? If you think that a similar reversal in fortunes for the two clubs cannnot happen in the same timescale then you are completely in denial. Simple fact is NUFC's future is on a total knife-edge. We get taken over and everything is rosy. Ashley stays and the next 5 to 10 years will be hell. And in that time the Mackems could very easily get their shit together. Right there.

Think only 3 or 4 people on here still think it’d going to happen to be fair I still there’s a fair chance Same man. Far more likely than Ashley staging an elaborate hoax, involving arabs and Companies House, that he didn't need to stage Yep, that’s full on tin foil hat territory Nobody actually believes that it's a hoax/setup etc, just that there's no way Ashley is going to sell. Exactly. Complete straw man. Over the 12 years of Ashley's ownership there have been numerous seriously interested parties, and they have all been disappointed in the end by Ashley moving the goal posts. Ashley or his PR goons don't have to create smoke and dagger scenarios of interest in the club to help alleviate the pressure on them, because the interest is genuine and has always been there. It suits them to keep the media and fans in awaited suspense while they obviously have no inclination whatsoever to go through with any sale, or at least not until somebody puts in an offer that is too good to refuse, because whilst this is the case they can get away with leeching the club for their own interests whilst simultaneously running it into the ground for everybody with a proper affinity towards it. Hopefully though this time he has dug himself into a hole he cannot get out of. If he pulls the plug then BZG need to hang him out to dry. Like he’ll give a fuck. As far as the fans are concerned there’s a decent minority who think Benítez is a mercenary. You can forget any big protest about 3-4 games in, as usual

Think only 3 or 4 people on here still think it’d going to happen to be fair I still there’s a fair chance Same man. Far more likely than Ashley staging an elaborate hoax, involving arabs and Companies House, that he didn't need to stage Yep, that’s full on tin foil hat territory Aye, the shite about it being staged by Ashley/Bishop is exactly that...Shite. I think there's a chance we get taken over still, until I hear a definitive statement saying otherwise. However I think it's definitely the less likely outcome, the other being Ashley just puts a block on it all soon. Yep. That’s it. Nothing else needs to be said.

Think only 3 or 4 people on here still think it’d going to happen to be fair I still there’s a fair chance Same man. Far more likely than Ashley staging an elaborate hoax, involving arabs and Companies House, that he didn't need to stage Yep, that’s full on tin foil hat territory Nobody actually believes that it's a hoax/setup etc, just that there's no way Ashley is going to sell. Read the thread.

Jesus Christ. Have you missed the last 10 days or something? Remember three years ago when they stayed up and "sent us down"? If you think that a similar reversal in fortunes for the two clubs cannnot happen in the same timescale then you are completely in denial. Simple fact is NUFC's future is on a total knife-edge. We get taken over and everything is rosy. Ashley stays and the next 5 to 10 years will be hell. And in that time the Mackems could very easily get their shit together. Why does our future depend on what they’re doing? They’re in the shit, absolute no evidence ‘they’ve bottomed out’ so stop spouting shite. Could we do the same? Absolutely, especially the way things sit at this very moment. Does that have any relevance to Sunderland - no, complete crap.

Think only 3 or 4 people on here still think it’d going to happen to be fair I still there’s a fair chance Same man. Far more likely than Ashley staging an elaborate hoax, involving arabs and Companies House, that he didn't need to stage Yep, that’s full on tin foil hat territory

Think only 3 or 4 people on here still think it’d going to happen to be fair I still there’s a fair chance

Fuck off man They’re on their arse, they don’t know where their feet are at the moment

That says it came from Abu Dhabi, not Dubai. Still next to each other :cheesy: :crazy2: :crazy2: ;D ;D Looks like it's actually flown in from Malaysia and it stopped off in Abu Dhabi, possibly to refuel. This thread is great

Does a registration score goals ? In Joselu's case probably more :lol:

That’s because he doesn’t give a fuck about Newcastle Yes think we all know that tbf. Was one of those ‘doesn’t need an answer’ things Fair enough just felt a bit therapeutic typing it

That’s because he doesn’t give a fuck about Newcastle

I just don’t see that much to the contrary. Of course Ashley is a cunt but I do think it’s going through.

I think there’s a good chance this will happen, just listen to Caulkin on the latest podcast. Ashley’s testing the fans reaction to this, we’ve already been told they think we’d keep going in numbers. He’ll go, but with the sports direct stuff in there. He’ll leave it until as late as possible to fuck us over.