Colocho

Funds an orphanage for 160 kids in Argentina...

30% chance of playing.

Pards: 30/70 chance of playing.

We have one? Doesn't work, unfortunately.

'Rocker' tatooed Ricky Gervais' face onto his arm to get in the local paper. That alone deserves a two week ban.

I'm suggesting you don't act like an utter prick questioning the legitimacy of other people's support over the internet. You can do what you want and watch as many games as you like, it doesn't concern me, just don't try to belittle other supporters who invest time and money into supporting the club. I don't question the legitimacy of other people's support, but being told I'm 'oblivious' (as well as thick, idiotic, cretinous etc) of going-ons at the club by someone in Korea is inciting, imo. I have family and friends in the Newcastle area - this is what I meant by ties to the North East, and being around other supporters from a young age. Good on him for travelling all that way, that is incredibly dedicated. As is the 10 hour round trip that I and other South-East based supporters do on a regular basis...

Half of my family are from the NE. I've been a supporter since birth. I go to games and have done since I was four years old. I know real people, not just forum usernames that are supporters. Yet, you are suggesting I should compare myself as a Newcastle United supporter to someone on the other side of the world. Exactly. Fan from the South East who misses games to go to music festivals because football 'isn't his life' taking it upon himself to call other supporters of the club plastic. He's a soopafan who isn't actually a soopafan! Amazing. Pathetic. Don't go to a 'music festival' and instead sit at home watching the derby on an Indonesian stream. An insight into why you are seemingly always online, tbh. Each to their own.

Sunderland away. How would I watch if I wasn't at the match? I was out for the day with little internet access and criticised for not following the game... Lie. I never said that.

As I said before, I follow and have ties to the club beyond a computer screen/pre-1996.

When have I ever claimed to represent anybody? Oldtype is a plastic fan. The only time he's been to Newcastle he cried about being 'racially abused'. He also claims I look for photos of 'Asians' to reply to him with... The boy is a fool, typical KBJ. I mock and insult Geordies? haha. Coming from someone whose links to the club don't extend beyond a computer screen? Hold on, aren't you from the south east? ...and what does that have to do with anything?

Coming from someone whose links to the club don't extend beyond a computer screen? Coming from you! Hahahahahahaha. ?

And what agenda is that? How will the club selling Tiote have a positive effect on me..? As if someone like you wont have a 'i told you so' smug moment afterwards You think I want the club to sell Tiote, one of the most naturally gifted players we've had in years for an 'I told you so' moment on an online fans' forum? Pull yourself together. You don't know me. If you dont enjoy being such a boring, endlessly negative drama queen on here why do you bother? Do you feel better about yourself droning on about the same crap? Didnt you do an 'i told you so' post when Marveaux broke down? Yeah its out of the question for you to do anything like that when it comes to NUFC...... Oh and i didnt say you wanted us to sell him, just that you would revel in saying i told you so if/when it happened, not for the first time you ignore the point raised. Potential sale of Tiote, lack of a new contract for Coloccini, five-year deal for Marveaux - all fair gripes, imo. I was called negative for describing the signing of Marveaux as irresponsible and pointing out his injury record - I may have been guilty of an 'I told you so' post when he broke down, but only because I was called a negative twat etc when we signed him... As for Tiote, it'll hurt to see him go. I do appreciate that if an offer comes in and the player wants to leave, there's not a lot we can do...

Coming from someone whose links to the club don't extend beyond a computer screen?

Because we have been making progress. Whilst this is the astute thing to do - surely we can sustain £70k wages for a player of Coloccini's importance? Our captain - arguably the best defender this club has had in the Premier League. A reduction in his wages from £70k a week (£3.6m a year) to £40k a week (£2m a year) is a saving of £1.6 million a year - just how significant is this saving? Are Ashley and pals willing to gamble the future of such an important player for £1.6 million a year? When you consider the £26m profit earned from the sales of players this year (believe the wage bill has only slightly increased) surely we should be in a position to keep a player integral to our success at the club? There are other considerations to be made, such as Steven Taylor's injury (he could be out for a year) - if Colo is sold, what will be our CB pairing at the start of next season? What about the inevitable exit of Alan Smith and the £60,000 a week that would 'free up' on the wage bill. Surely half of that could be used to keep Coloccini happy? Where else could we sign a player of Coloccini's quality - with an outlay of less than £15m over four years?

Yet you still feel the need to compare it to the Enrique situation, grow up. December 2010 - Enrique hadn't signed a new contract. August 2011 - Enrique signs for Liverpool. December 2011 - Coloccini hasn't signed a new contract.

I didn't know a contract had been offered...

And what agenda is that? How will the club selling Tiote have a positive effect on me..? As if someone like you wont have a 'i told you so' smug moment afterwards You think I want the club to sell Tiote, one of the most naturally gifted players we've had in years for an 'I told you so' moment on an online fans' forum? Pull yourself together. You don't know me.

And what agenda is that? How will the club selling Tiote have a positive effect on me..?

According to who, the Evening Chronicle?

And what is that exactly?

He said the same before the ManU game. If Tioté isn't in the team on Saturday he's a bloody liar! Or the club are trying to minimise the risk of him getting injured.

Southern media plotting against us.

I'm concerned that we're not hearing about it - starting to resemble the Enrique situation...

In 7 months time he'll be a "greedy, money-grabbing Mackem Judas".

Contract?