Aye, him and Nolan top scorers in the Prem. You couldn't write shit like that.
"And Andy moved in with Kevin, and they lived happily ever after, shagging bitches, scoring goals"
Hasn't Big Sam already had revenge at Newcastle ?
On a side note, I still cringe every time i remember the Big Sams black and white Army chants . Nearly as worse as "theres only one Mike Ashley/Freddy Shepherd"