Pilko

Please tell me that wasn't Nixon making a joke about someone eating too much pizza. Oh, the irony.

loser

I can do the interview for him. "Don't want to lose any more players" "Want two or three more players in" "Up to the owner so we'll just have to wait and see." add in the phrase "this group of lads" five times and that's basically it.

Imagine if Kinnear was in charge. He'd probably start with Steven Taylor as a lone striker and leave Nile as an unused sub. Bit like Hoddle at Spurs a while ago, playing a fucking CB up front and leaving the kids on the bench and wrecking their confidence

Paul Chow please.

Krul has made three appearances for us, two where he was fucking class and one where he was abysmal. I don't think any of us can get a proper measure of his ability until he's made a handful of starts in a row. Harper is the number one choice, he was always going to be more than good enough for this league

I think Hughton didn't intend to play Shola unless we needed to. And we did, 3-1 down and looking a bit clueless.

Shorey is fucking shit, Warnock is clearly better

Fucks sake, just more speculative bull.

What happens when Donaldson doesn't score after one full game? Spear in? It's got nothing to with not scoring, just Nile didn't look at all ready yet.

Start Donaldson please, with Nolan supporting. Nile will be a good player but he doesn't seem to have the confidence or mental strength at the moment for first team football. Chuck Donaldson in and see how he does, if the answer is badly then bring Nile off the bench.

The only player who in leaving would actually strengthen our position. Please please please be signed by Hull.

The bit when Keane talks for the first time.

That is a brilliant video.

Check Jon's floorboards.

Shit sugar poo piss pants bollocks

Against Rapid Vienna at home? Yes. One swallow doesn't make a summer.

I really miss the European nights on Channel Five with Colin Murray, Roeder and Sibierski.

I've never seen him have a good game for Villa.

Well, knowing my luck I'll be off here if there is an announcement. I'm working tomorrow from 7-1, then off out in the afternoon. Typical, although I hope Redheugh is right to buggery.

Yeah, its in the top 3 things on my life hitlist. Pose in the buff, sign for Newcastle, and have my career ended by an Argentinian midget at Sunderlands ground

"Hang on a minute! I thought when I agreed to pose in the buff for Graeme, that it was Souness, not Le Saux.."

I would give it 500 shit points, however that would be reduced to about 150 if Clemmit wasn't on there, the gormless little fuck.

Hope Dunne plays all the time at Villa, not got anything against Villa but there isn't anything funnier than a fatty Dunne og

I'm assuming GG must have left a turd on Paul Hart's doorstep. Pompey now having signed Tommy Smith, bid for Watford's Mike Williamson.