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fyp http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=557166&page=20 21 pages about the police escort

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The thought of them turning up Sunday with a huge pile of papers in the middle of the pitch. The thought that it's going to take 6 hours too. How many volunteers are turning up? Three? It'll be Quinn and his family. I'd love to be there as he steps out the tunnel Sunday Morning, see's the mess and just utters 'Aww feck'. volunteers required for saturday. to put a card on every seat telling them what colour card to put on the seat on Sunday.

There's a bit of discussion here about it: From: http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=458915&page=6 great stuff gill. All them plans and they eventually did something completely diffrent.

Smith will do well for us in this game Lads.

aye but running away is seen as a great attribute in sunderalnd- as seen at half time in the last Derby. -- looked a bit like the start of the great north run behind the Leazes.

Ant and Dec = film actors, tv actors, presenters, pop stars and bo selecta masks Steve Cram = none of the above. ran a bit. edit: pundit for cram....whoopee let's all chat shite about running eh? is steve cram the only ever sunderland celebrity?

cool- did he say anything about learning to cross or shoot? Jose, not Jonas. must read posts properly before trying to be a clever shite

cool- did he say anything about learning to cross or shoot?

Some Mackem Bits Terry Butcher’s “Mackem Commandos On Enemy Territory” Pre-derby team talk (1993) complete with crew cuts “like the Paras”. Kevin Ball loved it. Classy Pitch Invasions and Kids From Fame Dances on the Cinder track. Ground staff and mental breakdowns in front of the away end The delicious irony of “You’ve Never Won Fuck All” The FTM Industry Michael Gray’s new accent The imagery used for Sunderland’s World Cup bid The SR-free postal addresses of Sunderland AFC's Players and Management “Black Cats” “I wished to God our Fans were as good as those at Newcastle!” - Tom Cowie Sunderland fans regularly drinking in Newcastle pubs Sugar Puff boycotts Teenage charva posturing at St Peter’s Metro Station Peter Reid biting at the SoS Vandalism of adidas advertising nr Wearmouth Bridge Grown Men (Mackems) assaulting Newcastle Schoolboys at Central Station After A Derby Sunderland fans refusing to visit Newcastle for anything, ever “I see you have still had no luck in catching me” “Newcastle is a bigger club than Sunderland and it always has been” - Bob Murray Sunderland fans writing FTM on the back of shit house doors in Newcastle pubs. The irony of SoS regulars referring to SJP as the “landfill” Kieron Richardson’s Bentley “Stadium of Light” Gordon Armstrong’s spots Anton Ferdinand’s gambling prowess “To See The Sunderland Aces” “Sunderland is the biggest city between Leeds and Edinburgh” - Bob Murray Marco Gabbiadini’s facial warts Peter Reid biting at The Reebok “Sunderland Til I Die” AKA “Sunderland Til Half Time” (SJP, 31/Oct/10) Peter Reid’s Bodyguard in the SoS dug-out Bob Murray’s Gold Taps “He’s Nearly Dead!” “Black Cats, Top Dogs” Mrs Kevin Phillips Sunderland’s unquestioning devotion to a US Hedge Fund Investor. Howard Wilkinson’s Press Conferences 2-1 T-Shirts Sunderland's amusing civic and bitter envy of Tyneside The continuing, all-consuming, small time obsessive hatred of Alan Shearer Mick McCarthy’s Press Conferences “We will have one more seat than SJP” Bob Murray glassed by a Mackem in a Newcastle Curry House Titus Bramble’s way with the ladies Lee Clark’s t-shirts Record Points Lows’ “We’ll Meet Again” Lance the Fishmonger in Premier Passions Sunderland’s Boozed Up Britain night-life Kevin Ball laid out in Julies “Jackie Is Dead!” Sunderland fan setting fireworks off from his arse with hilarious results Gillingham The must-visit National Glass Centre Charlie Hurley’s “legend” status Phil Brown, Sunderland fan Sunderland junior players shooting locals with air guns John Oster blinding Mark Maley with an air-gun Derek Ferguson’s driving skills Richard Ord’s nights out in South Shields Steve Cram, Steven Fry-like after dinner raconteur Stadium In A Flat Pack Kevin Ball’s classy patter to Glenn Roeder at an Academy Derby Gary Rowell’s “legend” status Clive Mendonca “Kevin Kilbane RIP” Graffiti on the bridge to the SoS Gary Bennett’s towering intellect Lawrie McMenemy’s Gas Bill Bob Murray’s mogadon voice Micky Horswill’s IQ Empty Pink Seats The civic pride generated by Take That at the SoS Waiting for Kevin Ball to join HMF now the country is at war as he previously promised. He’s hard. Sunderland’s copy-cat Newcastle United-like club crest Sorensen’s Shearer Penalty save voted the greatest ever moment in Sunderland’s entire history Don Goodman in Market St Nick SundIREland Hard man John Kay (sighs) Fattest Fans in the PL - NHS Choices Survey 2010 Sunderland fans racist abuse of Darren Bent’s mother Lee Cattermole’s Bad Shoes Kevin Ball’s classy testimonials to court hearings 1960s Financial Irregularities Sunderland’s lamentable attempts at piss-taking card displays in derbies Eric Gates’ mush SAFC - The biggest club in Ireland. Apparrently. Jordan Henderson's "difficult" England debut Seamus “the goal is too big” McDonagh Highest Teenage Pregnancy Rate in Europe Lilian Laslandes in Market St Nick Sunderland's weird friends in the press Liam Lawrence’s Home Movies Roy Keane’s nailed on managerial greatness Mackem pronunciation of Reuben Agboola Kevin Kyle’s “goal” celebration Kevin Kyle Gary Bennett’s “legend” status Steve Bruce’s big match temperament Steve Bruce’s prodigious appetite Steve Bruce’s unexplained facial lesions Steve Bruce’s fondness for an elasticated waist Steve Bruce’s enormous head Steve Bruce’s Scenty bottle accent Steve Bruce’s uncanny resemblance to Mrs Doubtfire Sunderland's enduring loathing of Jimmy Hill Nonsense Stories About BBC Sound men Looking For Amplification of the Crowd Noise At Joker Park Sunderland’s “City” status 30K At Man City ..... and on and on and on ... Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=556886#ixzz1AlK7oBgd

oh no lads they have a fans plan of action thats us fucked. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=556752

you would think we lost 5-1 in october reading some of these posts.

if carroll and ameobi play, we will massacre these knackers.

looked like a child at sjp. mens vs boys imo. Different game altogether on Sunday. Is it? is it really? you'd like to think so- but your lot will drop thier arses

looked like a child at sjp. mens vs boys imo.

anybody just getting a white screen on the smb?

Only 12 threads on this match on Smb- must be losing interest

they are shit scared of tiote- our players should just turn up in tiote masks tbh.

Just Seen this. Press Release 9am 10,01,11 Folllowing the Newcastle vs Sunderland Derby in October a number of Sunderland fans reported that During their Scramble to Leave the Stadium at Half time, whilst trampling over Women Children and Oaps, they had lost all their personal effects. Some of the Items have been identified and returned to thier owners including. Losing betting slips, Compensation claim forms, provident personal shopper cheques, Ocean finance default notice,a letter to Wearside Jack,and an out of date unused passport. A considerable number of House keys were also among the Items reporeted lost as Sunderland fans ran back to central station ashamed of their humiliated football team. The Police have asked that any Newcastle fans that found sets of keys in or around St James Park on Halloween should bring them along to the Derby at the Stadium of light this weekend. They will then be able to wave the keys at the Sunderland fans, and hopefully identify Wheez keeys they are. One Sunderland fan claimed' Its only fair they give us our Keys back, we pay hard earned Housing benefit for them flats and we shouldnt have to fork out for Keeys'

'we are Su urlind'

Why would we sack Chris and replace him with a manager with a worse record. With this club (regime) you never know. This window- could have a huge bearing on where the club is headed. just cant help feelig Ashley is too willing to throw away long term prospects for a fast $$$

This, however, is balls. His intent was what he executed: take advantage of a loose touch by jumping in front of the player and hooking the ball. It was still dangerous, however. If it goes wrong then you send him off. It's like any tackle man. If you slide in the box and win the ball, it's no penalty. If you slide in the box and miss the ball, it is a penalty. There's no, "Oooh, but he might have got the timing wrong let's give a penalty anyway". Same should apply here imo. What about if you elbow/punch someone and don't make contact? ;D

This thread has turned into groundhog day