Ketsbaia

This is it. It's all over

On-field performances can't really get much worse and I imagine Carr will still have the biggest influence on recruitment. But fucking hell.

It'd be awful if Ashley's helicopter malfunctioned. Truly terrible.

We were on the verge of something special last year and yet here we are, the latest in a string of suicidal moves by Mike Ashley. He knows what he's doing, he doesn't care. He's laughing at us right now.

Playing style couldn't get much worse, could it? As if he's actually going to do anything as DoF

Yeah, I feel a bit silly for starting this thread now

"I fucking loved it when Mapou Hakuna Matata played it short to Vurnon Fajita. The way Sudoku burst through the middle and laid it on to Darren Bent was fucking majestic"

HanoiToon ‏@HanoiToon 4m "Kinnear's back!" Aubameyang exclaimed. His hands shaking, he dialled Llambias' number. "I'm in!" he said. "I want to be part of this." I laughed so hard at this tweet

Can we just delete this forum? So we can avoid football for life? With NUFC, it's a love-hate relationship with barely anything to love.

They should get out while they can, I'd not blame them at all.

If Pardew gets sacked: a) Kinnear goes in charge. b) Kinnear is too ill to take charge but comes up with a shortlist consisting of British clogger managers, avoiding all young forward-thinking foreigners.

Yep, the combination of keeping Pardew and bringing in Kinnear is too far. No turning back.

This it it, like. Not even an ounce of sense, they've got no shame. Actively shitting on the fans.

FUCK RIGHT OFF!

Awwww he's holding out for Newcastle. Cabaye's final trick.

That quote isnt controversial, its just saying Ligue 1 will be interesting next year. Ultimately he'll be off though, yeah.

Saw a bloke out in town tonight that is a clone of Yoyo. Uncanny, even the facial hair. But he's Irish.

Sell Willo, keep Perch Although Willo is a nice bloke and an honest professional, it's a great fee. Get rid of him!

Saying the price is about £9m, which I thought was a bit low. But yeah, Westwood is pretty good and they can use that money on Serie B players.

If he has to go, £23m is about right. The Independent have gave us that false hope which is so cruel It'll be a long summer.

Well yeah, they were just a few examples but Wiki has a comprehensive list of them all: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_foreign_Premier_League_players#Italy You're right though, they've not actually signed any yet.

They're doing their shopping in Italy so its only a matter of time.

Chelsea want £16m for Mikel Figueroa joins Hull on a free. He must love Steve Brewwwwce.

Don't Italians normally struggle in the Premier League? Whilst we've had Zola, Di Canio and Carbone there's also been Bianchi, Aquilani, Grabbi, Corradi, Maccarone, Silenzi and Berti. I guess Santon has done alright.

He'll be a like a new signing, considering how rarely Pardew started him in the league.