Ketsbaia

I dont have the energy or desire to go through this all again.

Now in his final days, surely.

Thats a class front page from the Chronicle. Nice to see them finally show some balls.

Fittest he's ever been, remember. This man invented exercise!

Vurn Fajita Matt Douchey

Yanga-Mbiwa is Jambalaya Sissoko is Sudoku Vuckic is Fuckwit

panda pop culture.

What a fucking prick Taylor is.

He asked the dinosaurs if they wouldnt mind moving out the way, so humans can live. "Oi! Stega-sore-arse, fack orf"

what did they say? That Joe Kinnear invented it.

Llambias is still here, but Llambezy has left.

Watch the 'Guests' come flying in here tonight Wish I'd heard you, Tiresias.

NEWCASTLE-ONLINE.ORG

So....erm.....how is everybody? Had a nice day?

Where do I buy tasty bleach?

Hand on heart, I give us 11.

Yo, run as far away from this club as you can.

Have these last two days actually existed? Why does everything feel like parody? What Kinnear desperately needs right now is 100 double cheeseburgers in an abandoned field. Or a helicopter malfunction with Mike Ashley present. Seriously, I hate this club more than I love it right now.

Listen to it man- listen to the interview http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kuAVjLpU9cU#! Before I do - are we laughing to hide the tears?

Erm.....what've I missed?

Well la-di-da

We've got Kinnear, so we win.

Oliver Cumface http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01106/joe-kinnear_1106668c.jpg

Genuinely can't pick. They're all despicable cretins and I wish them all hell.

It feels like the end of the world tbh. I haven't cried in years but I came close earlier.....we're firmly stuck in hell for a long time. To see all these other clubs with likeable people, people with good intentions and people with dignity. Then I look at us and it's like all our nightmares have come true. Right now, it hasn't sunk in because I've managed to laugh and get distracted. But come tomorrow, after one sleep, the reality will hit me. We're in deep trouble.