Ketsbaia

Jota, Shaqiri, Harry Wilson, Minamino, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Origi. I guess this means Brewster really is leaving?

Bayern need to fucking calm down, like. Take a chill pill and play nice.

Aubameyang captain Martial in for Ings

Ramble hasn't been on my huge list of football podcasts for years. I didn't like them, Pete annoys me and Luke seems like a twat.

Bring back the plane-spotting

Jeez, how many times do they want to sign Nobby Solano???

I hate the idea of buy back options, as it's another way for big clubs to control the smaller clubs. There's just loads more stockpiling of players, more loans than ever before and you can't even buy a prospect without already pencilling in his next transfer.

Are they trying their hardest to not get fees for players? Loan out Muto, loan out Lejeune, release Yedlin

It's true. All he does is angrily throw shinpads on the floor, feed Haribo to Eric Dier or ask the physios for their favourite 3 chocolate bars

After two failed bids, maybe these Americans will try for Newcastle. Sounds like they're aware of us.

I like that theory.

We'll eventually get these

Or we could just loan them all out and let their contracts fizzle out so we get no money for them.

Captained Auba over Salah, obviously. Mitchell clean sheet but nowt from Ings, Mitrovic, Soucek, Alexander-Arnold and McCarthy. Knew I should've went Wilson.

Even the 4m defenders are poor. Not sure there'll be a Lundstram or Wan-Bissaka this year.

So if they were expecting approval just two nights ago and the Premier League say they've not rejected it..... no, nope. Don't start thinking this thought

The next eight will spell IMMINENT

Don't think that's been confirmed yet? They've had a poor pre-season without him.

I'm torn between Ings & Saint-Maximin vs Martial (bench for GW1) & Soucek. Ings is highly-owned and will probably punish but I really want Martial

What excites me most is wondering who Money Mike Ashley is. The mask is starting to slip - it's clearly someone close to Ashley.

This is great :lol: Hope it all burns down

The takeover is only dead until it's not dead. If the situation changed where PIF are told it can be resurrected, I'm sure they can bring themselves back to the table.

Wow, what a blockbuster night. So they've still been working on the deal, have been getting increasingly positive and Ashley's move is seemingly part of the strategy. And the government is supporting an approval? Fuuuuuck. The Premier League will be shitting themselves. I'm sure we'll coincidentally get some VAR decisions against us in the meantime :lol:

Brentford have bled Villa dry there. Wow.

Favourite signing of the three. Shocked that the club found two brain cells to rub together.