ChrisMcQuillan

Well done Dubravka. Fantastic shootout keeping.

Think he's used up his good favour now, regardless of the result.

I've long defended him, but tonight's one of the worst footballing performances I've ever seen.

What the fuck is Howe doing subbing Miley off?

Honestly might just turn this off.

Good on Shearer - calling a spade a spade.

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Bang on.

If Howe was sacked in the morning, I honestly wouldn't have any complaints.

I'm definitely starting to have some doubts now.

Bruno. You can't show up and be so completely off it.

This is horrific.

Didn’t Pardew regularly do that with Ben Arfa?

He won’t last. Ashley and Boehly vibes. Worst of both combined.

Lucky he didn't injure him.

Yeah. Whatever it is, though, it would be worth it .

4 mins injury time

Booking all day long for any other team in the league.

From memory Roeder had a month or two with about 11 or 12 players out, then usually had between 4 and 7 out for most of that crisis. We've had at least 9 players out for about six months, and I think we peaked at 13. So yeah, from memory, I think it's worse.

Suspect your avatar is pretty accurate in this instance.

“Twisted his wrist” apparently. We’re now in the realms of injuries I didn’t know were possible.

Off to the top of my head, Barnes toe snapping off while jogging. Burn's broken back. Anderson's broken back. Murphy's shoulder popping out (twice). Pope's shoulder popping out. And now Wilson's chest snapping.

Annoyed if he goes. He was a symbol of the new era, a kind of "we're ready to take football seriously again" statement. Losing him to Manchester Fucking United of all clubs is a bitter pill to swallow. That said, he's not the only good Director of Football in the world, and provided we replace well, it's not a huge deal. Good riddance if he jumps ship so quickly.

If that were one of our players, there's a reasonably good chance they would have dislocated both shoulders.

We've definitely changed shape here. Trippier and Miley playing DM!? 3 at the back. It's all over, but definitely looks intentional.