ChrisMcQuillan

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That Michael Martin seems like a right f***ing prick mind, just been reading through his tweets.  I don't want to derail the Cheick thread.

Agreed.

Must get involved with one of these sometime as well.

Apologies, originally calculated that row as 'Mitro Appearances' so whether he'd either started or been brought on.

 

Forgot that, later, evidently.

 

You've added "NO MITRO" to "MITRO COMES ON". It makes no sense.

Well, no, I didn't.

Mitro appears + Mitro doesn't appear adds up to the entire season, so the season's stats are right.

And no Mitro is correct.

Mitro comes on should simply be Mitro featured, and it's correct.

Apologies, originally calculated that row as 'Mitro Appearances' so whether he'd either started or been brought on.

Forgot that, later, evidently.

Just compiled some stats now the season's over. This is for league fixtures only.

 

http://i.imgur.com/7yignsn.png

 

With Mitrovic starting, we tend to score considerably more goals but also concede more than when he doesn't play at all. We score fewer and concede more when he comes on as a sub (not really surprising given you'd mainly only bring him on if trailing, and looking for a goal).

 

I just read that deaths by road traffic accident peaked in 1974; as did sales of Mars bars. Reckon people were taking their eyes off the road to get the wrappers off?

You're clearly the only one having a more boring evening than I am.

Just compiled some stats now the season's over. This is for league fixtures only.

http://i.imgur.com/7yignsn.png

With Mitrovic starting, we tend to score considerably more goals but also concede more than when he doesn't play at all. We score fewer and concede more when he comes on as a sub (not really surprising given you'd mainly only bring him on if trailing, and looking for a goal).

HMRC once tried to take the vast majority of my pay after giving me the wrong tax code that said my main source of income was actually a second job, however a quick phone call rectified the issue. I can see why people are drawing comparisons between them and murderous Sicilian crime families.

Elliot

Yedlin

Clark

Mbemba

Dummett

Shelvey

Colback

Atsu

Perez

Gouffran

Mitrovic

Subs: Darlow, Gamez, Lazaar, Hayden, Diame, Ameobi, Murphy

What is going on?

I do think the Payet/Cabella/Thauvin side of things is probably the most compelling.

Thing is, that doesn't mean it's the only thing we've done wrong. Imagine what's in our files, man.

Watch the points dedication take us below the play-offs.

@SkySportsNewsHQ  5m5 minutes ago

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Little stat for you: Brighton have lost only 13 of their last 90 league games.

Players that are that explosive generally have tighter hamstrings, it's part of the reason they're so quick. Ergo they suffer a lot more injuries. If he learnt to be play within himself a bit, he'd be injured less. He's got enough awareness around him to still be effective without a yard of pace or so.

 

Would rather have him at 90% for 38/46 games than 100% for 20-25.

 

Really? I have the tightest hamstrings in the world and I'm far from explosive.

All cats have four legs, therefore my dog is a cat.

without wanting to be (too much) of an apologist for Beardsley, the club did f*** him off to Carlisle first.

 

he was at newcastle before he went to carlisle?

"However, he was released as a teenager by hometown club Newcastle United and began his professional career with Carlisle United in 1978."

Wiki, admittedly.

Sat in away corporate seats for this... 

                Darlow

Yedlin Lascelles Clark Dummett

  Ritchie Diame Shelvey Atsu

                    Perez

            Murphy

Plz.

                  Elliot

Yedlin  Hanley  Clark  Dummett

          Shelvey  Diame 

Ritchie        Perez          Atsu

                  Gayle

Please.

Vote for a local grassroots team in a Wonga competition:

 

https://www.wongafootball.com/index.php?/nufc/grassroots-vote

 

If anyone has no connection to any of the other teams listed I would love it if you would all vote for Felling Magpies.  This is my lads teams.  They would benefit from the money along with 2 other groups from the same club.  1000 quid buys a lot of stuff for a grassroots football team!

Done.

Anyone think Shearer would have passed from there?

No, Shearer would have scored from there.

Not been mentioned, but what a f***ing fantastic block tonight. He's an excellent last-ditch tackler, IMO.

 

Despite the fact it was his own fault he was in that position.  He's absolutely woeful, I've defended him a few times but he's genuinely s***.

He has his faults, no doubt. That catapult thing he does, where he has to wind up to swing a foot and pass the ball, drives me nuts.

He's poor as a full back, no doubt. Offers nothing going forward.

But he's an excellent tackler.

Genuinely felt that he fluffed the pass on the second chance out of spite after the bollocking he got on the first one.

He'll get banned and Lynch will get off scott free. Just watch.