ChrisMcQuillan

I spoke to a member of the first team squad this week. He's mainly in reserves, but he doesn't even know where Jonas is. Apparently he just isn't discussed.

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Simon Bird

‏@SimonBird_

Column: Why it is wrong for #nufc fans to be calling for Alan Pardew's head (and a few are) http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-column-knee-jerk-toon-fans-1849087 …

 

It all changed after the journalists started getting banned. Fickle, yes, but I'm not going to complain.

Now has a higher defeat rate (40%) than Ruud Gullit (38%), Joe Kinnear (33%), Graeme Souness (33%) and Kenny Dalglish (28%).

Aye, I'm no prude but plastering the word 'c***' to a park doesn't sound ideal

Yeah. I'm not watching the pile of shit that is NUFC anymore. I'll probably keep an eye on Hull's games for the rest of the season, watch some of the teams that play good football.

But until Pardew's done, I'm done.

Think he's referencing Peter Capaldi in The Thick of It.

I can't tell what's real and what isn't anymore.

What a finish.

They're gonna walk the league, like.

No one will win by more than ten points. There are three strong sides worthy of the title, imo.

True.

But Mourinho's sides always strike me as having a killer desire that City lack, and I don't think Liverpool have the quality. Suarez was so vital for them.

Could be wrong, this is only Burnley after all, but I think Chelsea will have it sewn up.

Chelsea

City

Arsenal

Liverpool

Man Utd

Everton

Spurs

for me.

They're gonna walk the league, like.

"Extremely hard done by?"

He was in the middle of his third roll before the keeper got near him.

Wow.

What are they thinking? Chelsea are a quality side. Burnley should be happy to lose 0-2.

Colback was tidy and played well, as did Dummett and Cabella. We weren't constantly exposed by Dummett, which in my opinion is a step up from last season.

Janmaat should have tracked better for the first goal, and the second we were hit on the counter.

As sad as it sounds, and it shouldn't be the case, 0-2 was a better result than I expected.  Although, that only shows how far my expectations have fallen in the past five years.

Garbage all in all though

We are going to struggle this season.

 

9 players brought in and we still need to strengthen every area lol

Actually, we don't.

We need a decent manager.

In dependent on final date.

http://i.imgur.com/nR5rjLK.png

Common consent? I think he means consensus.

Freudian slip...

Absolutely get him.  He could fill a huge hole we currently have.

 

At least this time it'd be consensual.

Jesus

I'm trying to be nice this week but that post is a hideous car crash.

Currently stands at about £6k between the two pages. Utterly phenomenal.

Well done mackems! Proof that humanity still exists.

 

Aren't we doing anything similar?

http://www.gofundme.com/bs0qeg

Pardew's just spilled his red wine all over himself. What was that fucking Janmaat thinking getting forward like that? Why wasn't he defending the fucking lead? Screw this signing, Ryan Taylor it is.