ChrisMcQuillan

Sharp.

That's an inch perfect assist from Murphy.

GET THE FUCK IN YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS

How the actual fuck has he missed that?

You know for a fact Bournemouth would never play like this against us.

It'll end up something like this, probably.

Was always gonna happen. Depends what the new one is, but I'm not against it.

Those three seconds will stick with the players, I'm quite sure.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13362538/aston-villa-vs-tottenham-premier-league-game-rescheduled-ahead-of-potential-europa-league-final-for-spurs

Schar has to be attacking that, surely?

We were tearing them apart until Willock's bullshit dive.

So he dives, gets carded, wastes 5 minutes, kills our momentum. DON'T DIVE WITH VAR FFS.

Never.

Get Willock off.

Looked like it was miles outside.

Willock going full Obertan, there.

We somehow look even less interested this half.

This has also been the case since around Christmas.

Bournemouth and Brighton away are just guaranteed losses. Pardew would probably blame it on humidity causing excess grass growth. In reality, I suspect it's clubs with certain styles of play we just struggle to adapt to.

What on earth, Burn?

Rashford out for the rest of the season.

We don't have 4 out on loan, tbf.

Apparently he's already played two matches for the Under 18s, including back in March. Must've missed that. https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/newcastle-united-u18_stoke-city-u18/index/spielbericht/4424645