ChrisMcQuillan

40 minute queue to register your interest for a chance to be allowed to stand in a field all day. Hmm.

@Yorkie Presented without comment.

Slot is a very likeable guy. Much like Klopp was at the very start, really. By proxy, Liverpool are less detestable.

He was sensational today. 👏

I’m so unbelievably happy. I can’t believe it.

Fantastic. He had them tactically and physically perfect for the final.

Have to say, Krafth for Murphy was the wrong sub. To everyone who says I’m negative, it’s a joke. Howe has the right to manage this club forever GET THE FUCK IN YOU MAGS! I’m in tears.

Had a dream last night we won 3-1. Bruno scores the opener early doors, then Schar with a long range daisy cutter made it 2-0. We went under the cosh, before (and this undermines the prospect of it being a premonition substantially, tbh) Leo Shahar made it 3-0 late in normal time. Liverpool grabbed a late consolation at 90+3. It all felt very real.

We're third in the league in away form this season with 7 wins. 7 wins at home, as well, but 11th in the home table.

Jesus Christ

I stand by the ballot messing it up.

One of our current bogey teams, along with Bournemouth.

No need to apologise mate, it's fine to disagree. And I honestly think that for the last two years up until the last few months, you're exactly right, they do normally battle and fight for each other. It just doesn't feel right at the moment on the pitch at all, not what we've been used to to for the last few seasons. I remember during the Pardew era we'd go on these winning runs, then losing runs, and the winning runs got shorter and the losing runs longer. It kinda feels a bit like that at the moment, but more in terms of performance. We click for a few matches, then it gets painful again. I've learned at my own cost to underestimate Howe at my peril, but I'm not sure what else to say. It just feels like something's wrong. It's fair enough to disagree, fully respect that. Don't think it's bedwetting to want to talk about it though haha.

Good. We don't deserve anything from that.

F***ing Schar.

Crowd has been appalling, like.

Why can't the rules just be f***ing standardised?!

HOW THE ACTUAL HELL IS THAT NOT A YELLOW CARD

Superb save, that.

Semi-automated is slower than manual.

Some finish, regardless.

I thought red as soon as I saw it in real time, tbh.

Looks directly at his face then tries to two hand shove him in the face. It's a red.