ChrisMcQuillan

Sammy, he needs a quick plane to get on from Holland Was he, why the f*** is he stuck with the reserves. They sent his kit to America, but forgot to send him.

For all we rant about them, we scored more goals from set pieces than any other PL team last year. And on a side note, Forster is fucking huge.

Not Colo. True.

They brought Harper on up front in pre-season a few years back. Got quite a chuckle at SJP that day.

Enrique is just so far beyond everyone else on that pitch, man.

Tiote's gonna get booked.

Smith trying to destroy the oppositions skeletal structures.

Perch

I wish our squad would stop impregnating people.

Danny Simpson set to fly home. No reason as yet.

What game's this in?

He and Perch rested, supposedly.

Where's it being repeated in the UK?

He has a point, if poorly articulated in places. He's not killed anyone. Just calm down cause both sides are equally embarrassing from an objective standpoint.

The obsession with Colocho has gotten a little put of hand, like.

I have a really bad feeling about this injury, I'm not gonna lie.

God, some of the butchery of the French language going on on this forum man

Prepare for disappointment.

Perch at fault for the second goal, according to NUFC.co.uk.

Right enough.

Since Luke Edwards moved to the Telegraph he's been having snide little digs and negative articles about NUFC. I still struggle to understand how it could be a month layoff when everyone has described it as "not serious". I would class a month layoff as pretty serious. It is serious. But it's not serious compared to what everyone was worried about - has he damaged his leg again after the break, is he out for another year etc.

Night all. Entirely worth it for the Ryder confusion meltdown.

Woodwork doesn't count as on target though, does it? Nope. Has to be on target - ie: keeper has to make a save or score a goal. Thought so, just checking.