ChrisMcQuillan

Should switch to: Harper Simpson Williamson Coloccini Enrique Ranger Barton Guthrie Jonas Kuqi Lovenkrands IMHO

Cometh the hour, cometh the Kuqi.

This.

I just dont he is up to it anymore Save it for the Harper thread, then. He's not done anything wrong in this match.

It's done by support, not by proximity, I think.

They've handled the ball about 8 times.

Steven Taylor. Why does everyone forget each week how shite he is?

Not Harper's fault.

Villa will take it now.

Villa look really shaky. Clearly just a confidence thing. First goal will probably win the game.

I just love the sound of "Ranger!" being shouted by a commentator. Hope to hear it for many years with many goals from the lad.

Was thinking that.

Ref is shite.

Invariably when Taylor goes into a solid defensive unit, they start looking like they've never met each other before.

I'm sorry, but I hate Saylor.

Fucking Saylor.

Roeder

C'mon lads! Do us proud!

He's right though. On paper, Villa's squad today is twice ours.

Is Tavernier huge?

Are they even gonna have pictures of our bench?

Don't think its the worst XI by a long way. Definitely the worst bench I can remember seeing in the last decade or so, though.

Coloccini will probably be good in midfield. What you're all forgetting is that Steven 'Rambo' Taylor is starting at CB. This is his crunch time.

Jesus wept.

... I don't wanna know.