ChrisMcQuillan

Nailed on to score his first PL goal against us.

Didn't take Harper long to need the physio.

Um.. where the hell are his shorts?

Not when you consider his knees are f***ed. If the lad has any sense he'll be conditioning his lower, not his upper body. For all we know, his legs are even fucking bigger.

Luke Edwards @simonbirdmirror going well! Crowd trouble, loss of 4 midfielders for US trip, nine flights in ten days and no sign of a striker #nufc He has a point.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20110718/ryans-american-dream_2281670_2395298 Riveting stuff there from Raylor.

Only sort of crucial.

http://c0013869.cdn1.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/x2_7399785

I love this man.

Steven Taylor's asking for the number 9 shirt?

United For Newcastle had a brief interview with him this evening if you're interested in having a read. Came across as a cracking bloke. http://www.unitedfornewcastle.org.uk/2011/07/qa-mehdi-abeid/

Liverpool won 6-3. Scoreline flattered them, according to commentators. Lovely goal by Kuyt at the end mind.

They see themselves as a kind of misunderstood Barcelona.

There were rumours going around it was Sunderland fans kicking off the fighting.

Is it me, or are Liverpool just buying everyone who scored against them last season?

Not saying I disagree with you entirely, but I sense a ton of bricks approaching at high fucking speed.

Looks Photoshopped on that guy on the left.

I thought he had a knock. Wouldn't someone have noticed if someone broke his leg in two? And seriously, a leg breaking challenge in preseason?

He's got that dodgy Carroll-esque hyperextension thing going on too.

Has been sent for an x-ray.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20110715/darlington-as-it-happens_2281670_2393910 I love our official website. Up to speed as usual.

I could have understood it if this was a home game (not condoned, but partially understood the atmosphere at the first pre-season home friendly, esp. with Sammy scoring a screamer), but to do this at an away ground is appalling.