ChrisMcQuillan

Fuck off Sidwell.

It's not a ligament thing, he'll be okay. Just a knock I think.

Ba coming on.

Great cross from Simpson.

Damien Duff never put a ball that decent into the box whilst playing for us.

Lovenkrands and Best injured each other celebrating

Awful refereeing there.

*Best checks his eye* Co-commentator: "Just checking his teeth are okay there"

Raylor almost scores.

CABAYE you sexy motherfucker.

GREAT play by Obertan.

Best & Lovenkrands offside at the same time

Ryan Taylor wonderskill.

That's what happens when you sell your soul (quite literally).

I actually quite like this co-commentator. He's more insightful than Ray fucking Wilkins anyway.

Martin Jol is becoming more and more like Father Jack.

Corner Fulham.

Best and Lovenkrands are like Sunday League standard.

He's right through lol

0-2 (Duff, Hughes)

Would be our second most expensive signing under Ashley's reign if it had been a player.

He spoke on that Beyewatch thing a few years ago. Sounded pretty normal, sadly.

Commentary is a pile of Scouse wank.

Must be nice supporting a club that buy people. Carroll coming on now. Not sure why I put the Liverpool game on, tbh.