ChrisMcQuillan

I'd be surprised. Pardew's admitted this hasn't worked. I think it'll be 4-4-2, with Raylor back on RM and Barton tucking inside with Guthrie.

he ran to the corner to celebrate a goal, jonas made a big exhibition of going to the dug out and pointing to the name on his shirt etc....yet taylors the cock ? frazzles right. Well, Jonas ran half the pitch and scored on his own. It's like Nolan celebrating a flukey deflected goal because he kicked the game off.

Indeed. What a steal for 500k.

"Fucking what!? WHAT?! Fuck you." Not even joking.

They're putting a 0 - 0 second? Oh, FFS. Why don't they just give the Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and Man Utd a massive fucking blowjob and be done with it.

Now publishing an apology and Hansen just smiles. Aw, bless little Wayne.

"Rooney's had a magnificent season." "That [Vidic tackle] is fine, a yellow." Hansen's so on United's payroll

Christ Hansen...

Refs are so scared to send Utd players off.

You'd have been right to because they still aren't to be fair. Best and Simpson deserve mentions, as Jonny said, for their steps up to the Premiership and coping very well.

No wonder he can't play, he's too busy suing for more money: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1372793/Manchester-City-fight-Stephen-Irelands-1-5M-claim.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

1. Coloccini 2. Barton 3. Nolan 4. Tiote 5. Enrique Honorable mentions to Best, Williamson and Simpson. And I have to be honest, if you'd asked me after promotion, I'd have laughed at you if you'd said Barton, Best and Simpson were going to be anywhere near it. Of course, I'd also have laughed if you'd said Carroll would go to Liverpool for 35m.

I think it'll be: Harper Simpson Williamson Coloccini Enrique R. Taylor Barton Guthrie Jonas Ameobi Lovenkrands Subs: Krul, S. Taylor, Campbell, Ferguson, Richardson, Ranger, Kuqi/Best

That lot got outplayed by Stoke at SJP. Just food for thought. Was Ben Arfa's second start in England and we only conceded when Ben Arfa went off and we were never really outplayed anyway. And Routledge played. With largely those players, we couldn't create or retain posession. I actually agree with you quite a lot, and think you're given a bad press on here. This particular assertion suggests you've been shooting meth, though.

That lot got outplayed by Stoke at SJP. Just food for thought. Stoke don't play, man. They may have got bypassed by Stoke. God, a bypass around Stoke. The world's favourite bypass.

Jonas Ben Arfa Barton Nolan Tiote I could more than handle that as next year's midfield.

Did a good job today.

If we score again, I think we'll be safe from relegation. Vital who gets the next goal.

I'm a big Forster fan, but that save isn't amazing. It's a good save made out to be far more than it is by stupid commentators. I think it's pretty awesome. Harper's brain would have shut down and he'd have imploded in those circumstances.

There for the taking by who? Kuqi and Ranger? I can't believe they're in the Premiership either.

Kinda defeats the point considering that f***ing clown posts garbage all year round.

If you haven't seen that Forster save against Rangers in the cup final, go YouTube it now. Amazing.

Alnwick's English and won an award recently. Instant media wankfest.