Big River

they aren’t winning another game this season

Just now, patrone said:

And there they are, the sad plastic "fan" we all know.

 

Spends hours upon hours on a Nufc forum rather than go to the games of the team they claim to "support"

 

stop ruining it

this is hilarious etc but I hope it doesn’t mean they’re any closer to sacking Erik.

Mason the invisible man Mount  the fact he’s wearing their once famous #7 says it all.

Just now, Southern Geordie said:

All the noise from United fans about not having their best players fit to play…

 

Onana, Hojlund, Mount, Antony and Casemiro is close to £250m worth of signings in the last two years. Being made to look League One by Palace tonight!

two strikes. being Southern is no excuse.

Just now, El Prontonise said:

 

They won't sack him.

why would they?? he’s a great manager apparently  they’re deluded the same way they were with Ole. it’s glorious!

Didier Mateta tek a bow son

clear foul. great decision referee 

4 hours ago, mighty__mag said:

I'll be so annoyed if Palace turned it on for us, and then don't put that same mentality in for these tonight, history says we've never finished a season above Man Utd, but with bald hag, and this side being their worst in history, I hope we finish above them.

if Palace play anything like they did against us, they'll smash Man Poo tonight.

I’ve heard he only gets brought on as a favour from Howe in order to receive his appearance fee.

he’s in financial turmoil because apparently the lad who got hit in the bollocks with the corner flag ended up suing him, and he’s paying him off in monthly instalments. make of that what you will.

53 minutes ago, The Butcher said:

Unpopular opinion - don't think the sponsorless shirt looks good at all. I've had a few, but I do think they look like a hockey ref shirt more than anything.

looks absolutely class on me

12 hours ago, Yorkie said:

Ten Hag's an awful pillock, like. 

 

[Robotic] First of all I must compliment opponent... *criticises his own team*

 

He's as uncharismatic and cold as you can get. Will be glad to see the back of him when he's inevitably torpedoed. 

I hope he stays there forever  he’s a terrible manager.

 fucking crease how much Man U have fell off as a club. they are so unbelievably average in every department these days. limp on and long may it continue!

11 minutes ago, Yorkie said:

How's the fit on these things? Large areet if I'm usually a large? Would never usually bother but it looks great without the sponsor and almost gives it an element of timelessness. Thanks to those for the heads up.

definitely size up. I’ve got an XL that fits like a L

aye that's a class find, getting one! wonder if they're in the shop too, might have a walk up

2 minutes ago, gdm said:

Castore is shite as a company but design wise their stuff has been decent. 

I don’t think it’s unfair saying  other than a few shirts adidas have been pretty bland for Newcastle and as far as the ‘nothing official’ I can only comment on what I’ve seen like everyone else over the last 3 pages. In other words kindly piss aff you are boring 

gdm criticising Adidas after seeing absolutely nothing official, whilst being one of Castore's biggest defenders is canny funny mind.

I've always been firmly in the striped back camp too... until this season. it looks unreal with the white panel. we looked class on Saturday and even better in the CL with the white shorts and socks.

anyway, I'm going to wait for the official pictures before making any judgements. these mockups always look terrible. wait until we see Joelinton in it.

they haven't been the same since the derby day mauling  we broke them

12 minutes ago, RodneyCisse said:

What flavour do you think they are?

sweet and scouser

shame about his pot noodle hair, but the collar up looks CANNY COOL to be fair. 

4 hours ago, Kid Icarus said:

As usual with these culture war things, everyone involved is shite.

 

The new kits are absolutely lush tbf, love that knitted style.

really dislike the collar on the home, other than that I agree. both are a definite DH jobby, anyway!

disclaimer: it's the shape and style of the collar I dislike, not the colour of the flag on the back of it.

who is spending their limited time on this earth listening to anything Sean Casey has to say. fuck me.

1 hour ago, Conjo said:

Generalizing here, but I find it weird how for so many people the only thing that is pure and constitutes a good atmosphere are grown up men standing and singing different songs in the same (too fast) tempo while clapping with some shouting when we have a massive pressure against the opposition, at goals and poor decisions sprinkled in between. 

 

Let some fans bring instruments, like that cunt at Portsmouth. Do some gimmicky stuff like the Iceland fans. Let someone use a megaphone to get others going.

it's not even the singing for me, its about being engaged in the match and actively supporting the team. we've seen numerous times the effect a ferocious crowd can have on a game, yet thousands of "fans" are happy to turn up and sit in total silence or just twist on and moan their tits off. we should be RoArInG ThE LaDs on at every possible opportunity.

not sure how you can solve it, tbh. the obvious way is to get like-minded fans together in one area, and just hope the positive energy spreads.

decent breakdown of a couple candidates here: https://nufc.news/newcastles-search-for-a-director-of-football-who-are-the-options