Neil

Glad I don't have JWP here. Doing a McTominay, fouling all over the joint but avoiding a card.

JWP has had a couple of niggly fouls too so imagine he's on his last warning.

Easily one of my biggest current football pet hates. Not just for this game, it's mentioned whenever talking about Southampton. So fucking boring.

Apparently a previous game between these two finished 9-0.

BT lasted a whole 3 minutes before mentioning the 9-0.

That passage of play was magical.

Azpilicueta really sold it too with the histrionics after. Aye. Worst part of it was how badly Azpi could have potentially landed, luckily no damage done.

Oh aye, tremendously thick either way.

Looks far worse than it actually was. It's undoubtedly a shit challenge but the fact it's caused the player to go flying in the air makes it look way worse.

365 in play offer too.

Bayern showing a little fragility you say? Best ensure maximum pressure is put on them by everyone behind them dropping points.

Leeds have been rubbish regardless, but the pitch looks appalling for Premier League standard.

Roma deciding the title race wasn't for them and pumped 3-0 by Golazio.

Rome Derby just kicked off. Union v Leverkusen in Germany, 5th v 3rd. Also Porto v Benfica later. Viva Europe

I mean I've been very clear in here that I'm on a stinking run.

Can't resist a dabble on Eze to pick up a card at 11/1. Got 2 in his last 3 and will presumably have plenty of covering to do tonight.

Distract, distract, distract.

Be lucky if they finish with 10.

How the fuck have they not scored there?

There it is. :lol:

BBC website mate (or red button I'm assuming)

If anyone enjoyed the madness of yesterday's Libertadores offering, the other semi final 2nd leg is 20 mins in and on the Beeb again. 0-0 1st leg between Boca and Santos, Santos at home 2nd leg and 1-0 up. Shenanigans guaranteed.

Propper card @ 9/1 Tau card @ 9/1 Double @ 90/1 Just on the basis both haven't played much / inexperienced, chucked into midfield away to City. At those prices thought they were worth a go.

Smacks of upper mid table La Liga team but couldn't tell you who's likely to get canned soon.

Probably the most enjoyable game I've watched in ages.