Neil

Shoot Terry, hurl the gun at Suarez. Or other way round, the order doesn't matter.

"Graham Norton seemed to get inside Drogba last night."

Spearing and Henderson. Surely Chelsea will get the better of them? Can sadly see Suarez scoring, though.

Is this Glastonbury? Abramovich is probably crowdsurfing.

Thought that was the start of Coronation Street there.

Who's she?

I can tell you this, though. One of your players is going to defect to The Alliance. Could it be Gosling?

As I said, that was just an obvious answer. I'm not going to say "yes, thrash us please. Go on. Go on. I dare you."

Er, no. I want us to win 8-0. You've turned heel already? That's not a heel turn, that's just a simple answer. Saying I'll be cheering on Spurs and Arsenal, that's getting somewhere.

Er, no. I want us to win 8-0.

Hereford relegated.

Senor Chang Gay

Erm... eh?

99% sure it'll be 90 minutes.

So was it Simpson's throw-in in the game vs Arsenal I assume? Thing is, didn't you have a preposterous amount of players up-field in the first place?

Crawley score, up as it stands.

No chance of them fielding a substantially weakened team whatever the circumstances, really. Just don't think it's in Moyes' character for starters. Not sure whether it'd be better to play them with nothing on the line for them, or with the pressure of finishing above Liverpool/getting into Europe on their minds. I've got so big time I don't even know what's the lowest place you could finish for Europe now. 8th? Aye it has to be. Meh, it's win-win really. They'll have nothing to play for or the pressure of having Liverpool/Fulham on their tails come next weekend. You're right - Moyes certainly won't just play the kids. Could see a few changes but it's not going to be 8 19 year olds suddenly appearing. In theory, it should be a very good game what with both teams in very good form. You say us having little to play for could work against us, and that's fair enough, but then again we've had little to play for most of the past couple of months and we've been doing rather well.

Chelsea.

And Torquay back to 3-2 now.

Barnet score. Now they're safe and Hereford are down.

Boom Any particular affinity with them? I prefer them to Sheff Utd but can't say I'm overly fussed. Not sure. Enjoyed watching them when they were in the Premier League, Hillsborough is class and Warnock is a cunt. I guess they're one of those clubs I think should be higher in the football pyramid than they are now. Same goes for Notts Forest and Leeds.

Boom Any particular affinity with them? I prefer them to Sheff Utd but can't say I'm overly fussed.

Had a horrible injury a couple of years ago didn't he? Doesn't look anywhere near the same player he was under Mourinho.

Sheff Wed are up. 2-0.

I've been critical of a few things Moyes has said and done over the past year or 2, but this is bang on the money: Despite being pleased his side are in line for another strong top-half finish, Moyes insists that certainly doesn’t mean he will not be aiming higher next term. “If you had given me [7th place] at the start of the season I might have said yes as it is close to where we have been in recent years, but I can’t be that happy with finishing seventh or eighth because that is no ambition at all."