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Lawro doing his worst to hide it too "Look, right, we're not saying Harry should definitely get the job, we just thought Harry was going to get it. Harry might be disappointed, Roy will obviously take it. Roy should do what Harry was going to. Harry."

They're fucking gutted about Redknapp not getting the job.

All the 'arry cliches being rolled out.

5.

Don't the press and the majority of football fans (the likes that don't use forums) already hold opposing views? Roy has a lot of work to do - both on and off the television. I think generally there's a lot of apathy about the England team at the moment - people will watch the game on TV, get behind them for a World Cup/Euros but show a high level of indifference because 'well we're always shit when it counts'. Nail on head. I'll cheer them on as much as the next person in the summer but can I say I'm really proud of the national team? Not really, no. Just so many loathsome characters.

100 minutes, class. Always a landmark.

Jonny has pictured it very well. As though the Lazio manager had the button held down for his keeper to come out of goal.

"Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

1-1.

Lille penalty, PSG red card.

Doesn't look like anything's happened? Is Xavi injured? Iniesta benched too. Like the way Barca can afford to have 2 of the greatest midfielders of the past 30 years not starting.

Hope Barca don't let up, no reason to do so. Nothing against Rayo, mind. Quite pleased to see Raul Tamudo still playing.

They won't. It's PSG and they always draw/lose in injury time Read that as in some sort of chant, "We're PSG, we'll draw (or lose) when we want (in injury time)" That was funnier in my mind.

I would expect if he doesn't come on, you'll get your money back. If he does, your bet would lose, I think.

JUST got a bit of money Di Natale before the goal; great shout Stu.

How can you go against your own player? Damn you Keita.

PSG lead vs Lille, big win for them if they hold on. 5 points behind Montpellier before the game.

Had money on Sanchez next scorer before the 2nd goal - will it be settled on the 3rd goal?

What about Alexis? Say hello to Alexis "Makelele" Sanchez. Playing alongside Pinto apparently. Puyol's playing in goal. In which case Pep's lost his mind. Stupid move, Puyol won't be able to cope with the aerial bombardment from Rayo.

What about Alexis? Say hello to Alexis "Makelele" Sanchez.

Going to be the classic 'little man-little man' combo up front with Messi and Pedro, and 2 out and out wide players in Thiago and Keita bombing down the wings. Proper formation.

"We will hear from the black man... Blackburn manager, when we return."

First time in over 7 years that a team hasn't had a shot at goal.

Why are they an embarrassment?

Vintage Lennon Episode III: Revenge of the fuck's sake he's missed again.