Neil

Can someone please knock Souness off his precariously positioned seat, high up on a balcony?

Think good old-fashioned fatigue has finally caught up with him this season. He is nearly never rested (including rarely being subbed off) and that has to catch up at some point.

Dear me. "bwahaha" was a highlight.

Did anyone see them beating Barcelona? No, but then they'll have to set up differently with half a team missing. Lightening rarely strikes twice. It just has in this tie. The injuries make it even more unlikely but it's hardly impossible (especially if it was Bayern).

beatty

Wonder if David's got enough Kleenex in the house.

Did anyone see them beating Barcelona?

Geoff Shreeves trolling.

Attention firmly sought after.

Same here. So funny man, keep remembering it and giggling. It just went on. And on. And on. And it kept going.

Still recovering from hearing that... noise.... from Neville.

This x1000.

Fuck me, that's incredible.

Interesting attempt at kicking the football there from Busquets.

Tello was grim vs RM.

Messi is playing numerous levels below his usual standard.

Yeah they need to be careful the Director is Turkish. Bet he's delighted.

It's quite unbelievable how a goalkeeper wasting time consistently has got booked.

He isn't a striker really. Is he more of a winger / inside forward type? There isn't a striker in this Barcelona team, apart from Villa who is injured and even he's been playing from the left for them.

He isn't a striker really.

Why is Neville obsessed with the ref being Turkish?

http://dennisjudd.com/albums/cute_cats/MY_BRAIN_IS_FULL_OF_BILLIONS_AND_BILLIONS_AND_BILLIONS_OF_FUCK.jpg Hundreds of billions, tbh.

Dave smells.

Think the spirit of Jose has *entered* David.