Neil

Parky must get 2 goals if we beat them on Tuesday and overtake them.

He's always been fairly average, but used to score more goals. Everton's Kevin Nolan. EDIT: NEIL, is that a fair comment? PALNESE, that's a fair comment yes. Never been the best technically, but nearly every year he's come up with an impressive tally of goals. That knack has faded however the past couple of years. I thought we should've got rid last summer instead of Yak/Beckford - but Moyes selects certain players he likes time and time again.

I wish, but I can easily see a trademark one goal defeat.

Silly comparison, he's more of a Xavi.

Cahill's been shite for the past 18 or so months, but gets in the team on past glories. Of that I've little doubt.

Not sure if it applies to individual accy lines or singles, but 888 refund you if you get fucked by 88th minute goals. This is no help to you. I've got to have committed some serious offences in a past life. To be screwed in 2 separate bets in the last 3 minutes is pushing it pretty damn far, definitely one for the scrapbook. Scrapbook How much would you have got if you don't mind my asking? About 135, which is a fair bit for me. It was the systematic way it (somewhat inevitably) collapsed as well. 4:46pm - Neil's winning £135. 4:48pm - £90. 4:50pm - nothing. Clinical stuff.

Not sure if it applies to individual accy lines or singles, but 888 refund you if you get fucked by 88th minute goals. This is no help to you. I've got to have committed some serious offences in a past life. To be screwed in 2 separate bets in the last 3 minutes is pushing it pretty damn far, definitely one for the scrapbook.

I desperately tried to put a stake on there being a late goal in the game because that's what my luck's like. Alas, it wouldn't allow me, cue goal.

Ladies and gentlemen. This has been my finest hour. Huddersfield fuck me over in the 88th minute in 1 bet. Villa fuck me over in the 92nd minute in another.

Like fucking clockwork.

It's the hope that kills...

What? You're betting against all 3 of my results in that treble David? You utter wanker.

Fucking come on! Stop all matches NOW.

Nice work. I could have invested on some medium value wine off my mid-week money. But decided to waste it on more bets and live dealer Blackjack/Roulette. Try it. Even more of a sexual release valve. I'm still bracing myself for a Huddersfield fiasco, it's happened before late on. Actually, as things stand, a Doncaster equaliser would have my very unlikely treble up.

Liverpool and Southend goal for WBCP is on the agenda.

Team always get a consolation when its 7-0 , eh Neil?

Wormy: I could be investing in a medium quality bottle of wine if things remain the same. Sheff Wed 3-0 up, MK Dons and So'ton 2-0 up, Huddersfield still close at 2-1. Now I've done it.

2 Wins in 10 before this in the league. All part of Kenny's masterplan. Go Kenny!

Charlton attempting a Newcastle. 2-4.

Good goal for yous, isn't it?

Comeback's on! Bayern 7-1 Hoffenheim.

Think Torquay conceded just before half time.

Bayern 7-0.

I thought that too, glad I'm not the only one.

An actual goal!