The Prophet

Who's the Turkish geezer that we've been linked with?

[CONFIRMED] Miguel Almirón is a new signing for Atlanta United. The club bought the transfer from Newcastle for US$ 12,000,000. The Paraguayan will arrive at the end of next week to sign for 4 years and seal his return to the institution.

The first goal is yuge in this one. If we score first it'll be s comfortable afternoon, if Fulham score first it'll be a slog.

Aye, looks really promising. Usual Fraudesliga disclaimer though.

Aye, but Keith is a pervert for belittling people on social media.

What's Lineker on about for the Everton penalty? Bit of an odd take.

I don't think the Arsenal red card decision is that bad. It's incredibly soft, but you can see why he's given it. No idea why pundits are discussing the distance from goal when it was given for serious foul play.

Been a lot better of late. This will be... P7 W5 D1 L1 Granted they're still far from their best.

Sloppiness for the goal aside, we were pretty comfortable today without ever getting out of second gear. Only slight concern is that Joelinton and Gordon still looked a bit leggy.

The race for 3rd/4th/5th is a bit tasty. Chelsea, City, Forest, Bournemouth, Villa and ourselves all in with a real shout.

Soz if posted. Fight, fight, fight.

From Fab's mate: "Atlanta United is on the verge of securing the title of Newcastle's Miguel Almiron."

But they get those sweet, sweet rage clicks for implying Miggy is in the squad.