Geordie Ahmed

"Newcastle United, aware of the interest in their star, will not let him go easily. However, PSG are willing to submit an offer close to 100 million euros, a figure that could make the English team hesitate, especially if they have plans to reinvest in their squad to continue competing at the highest level." I assume hesitate can be loosely translated as piss ourselves laughing?

I think he was trying the Henry finish but just got it wrong No big deal, it happens, he's still mint

That's a fair assessment of Man U but it's unfair to apply that to Amorim, he's only been in the job 2 minutes Now, I would love nothing more than for him to flop badly but it's wait too early to be making judgements on him He needs time and whether the fans/media accept it he'll use this as a sussing out season and then use the transfer window to start bringing in what he needs

That should have been 5, a simple ball over the top

1-4, tap in for Salah but lethal counter

The Spurs defending has been something else I know we made individual mistakes to concede 3 to Liverpool but as a unit they are all over the shop

Van Dijk is a massive whingebag

Good finish that

2-0 to Liverpool, that's game over

That was some cross

No goals from any home sides so far from 4 games must be a rarity

They were awful against Man City and were gift wrapped that win and got carried away As amusing as it is to see you can't blame Amorim, he's inherited a mess of a squad

Some low wages staff need to brace themselves because Ratty will be wanting to sack someone to feel better

Not watching that game but has Amorim been doing his haunches gimmick?

That's a honking result for Leicester Tough gig for Ruud and it doesn't get any easier as they have Liverpool away up next Though, easy 3 points after that as they have Man City at home