Geordie Ahmed

Kammy going crazy, reckons Mackems missed a decent chance

Barnsley equalise

A draw isn't a great result for them so I'd settle for that, 6 from safety with 9 points to play for is tough

Burton lead again so rock bottom as things stand

Nice, hopefully they get absolutely thumped

Ronaldo winner was inevitable even if it's from the penalty spot

No home team in the Premier League has won today, wonder how many times that's happened before

Think we will need that second goal so hopefully we can get it on the counter soon

Bournemouth equalise

 

 

Spurs lead, get in

I've noticed a lot of their fans have crawled out of the woodwork after beating Derby, wonder if that will see an increase in their attendance.

Unbeaten run going to come to an end, it would have been odd if they did do it as far better Barca teams didn't manage it.

As if we won't fuck this up

Exactly, it's going well so know the kick in the bollocks is coming shortly

7 points clear, 8 taking GD into account. Whisper it, but I think we’re safe if we hold on for another 10 minutes

Why would you do this? Why?

Please don't mess this up, my heart won't be able to take it

There was the slightest bit of contact BUT he waited and then exaggerated the fall

 

Oh I know, i’m watching .

 

Can’t see this lasting, mind, Liverpool are so much better than Palace.

They might be BUT Palace are defending well and in Zaha they have someone that's dangerous on the break

There was the slightest bit of contact BUT he waited and then exaggerated the fall

Liverpool goal ruled out for offside, ffs

 

Correct decision BUT this is going to be a frustrating game

Mane dives in the box, gets booked, was no need as he was in a decent position

Poor defending from Liverpool and Karius came rushing out like a madman

Palace 1-0, penalty

Disappointed with that result BUT they deserved it, mainly because Derby were awful.

 

Still, if Birmingham can somehow win tomorrow then a 5 point gap is decent. Then we need Sheff Wed to beat them to start killing off their hopes.

Is enjoyment a return? Are dreams? What price joy, Footsoldier, what price freedom?

 

I want players who are good consistently, not brilliant one game in 10 if you are lucky.

 

I would've loved him to be a top player but he wasn't. No work ethic unfortunately.

Forgetting other clubs BUT for us he was brilliant far more than just 1 in 10. He had a good goals+assists ratio too so there was an end product, wasn't just lush viewing

4 for Ronaldo, not that far behind Messi in goals for La Liga yet only 2 months ago he was well behind

It's an edited version with a more recent and humorous twist