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Portugeezers nearly always have strong hair

Shame he spent a lot of his peak at Monaco rather than a better league

Could we take a chance on Morelos? Just trying to think of strikers who could be available

Bruno Lage low key doing a decent job. Look really solid

Yep for Sporting, think we played them 3 or 4 times that season (including a pre-season friendly)

Gerrin, class that. Iniesta-esque

Go and get the baby oil

They look so clunky, there's no fluidity at all

He'll schlott right in

Podence is a lovely little player. Man Utd are really dreadful though

Jacobs cracker

Remember Cabaye being absolutely shite at corners

Imagine Henry Winter engaging in stuff like this man

https://theathletic.com/3046875/2022/01/02/benitezs-bad-decisions-were-to-blame-for-this-loss-as-everton-turned-toxic-again/

Womanchester United

How many pints have I had this week then if you're counting?

(phew)

On the other hand that Graves tweet has managed to rile both Edwards and Neil Custis which is always enjoyable

Aye Edwards isn't wrong there, that Graves tweet is absolute rubbish Sneering at journalists and then bringing up some nonsense that we're looking to bring in players that haven't been mentioned yet. As if anyone at Sky Sports would keep anything they know secret

As if Alonso got an assist for that Kovacic goal