Jill

Absolutely fine with a dry event, in fact it's preferable for me personally, but not when said event sounds shit.

My interest in this has reduced dramatically.

His mam has been celebrating with the rest of us.

We've won a fucking cup

EIGHT

How does it feel to be in Eddie Howe's shoes? How does it feel to be in my fucking kegs mate.

I need an adult.

That last ITV ad break nearly caused a fight when we thought someone had sat on the remote.

Nervous poos: 2 Nervous walk: 5 miles Nervous chocolate bars: 1

Will be under a weighted blanket on the sofa with my teddy for comfort.

What's the allowed gap between magpies for 2 to be lucky? I went for a walk and saw one magpie, then slipped over, then saw another. Did my slip count as the bad luck from the first and I'm back to 1 magpie, or did I see 2 and I'm just clumsy?

Nerves well and truly kicking in now.

Phew. I'm going to attempt to forget everything about that other than the 3 points.

Bruno looking how I feel.

I like the Barnes that's turned up today.