Jill

5.3% success for me. I'll assume it was a definite yes in the ones I didn't apply for. It's a bit of a naff return but I did alright last season and I've got to several additional games via mates' STs.

I came to the same conclusion, it's just not a day for me to be around people.

Burn's header becomes this glorious moment:

Now the day is here I'm wondering how to logistically tackle it with travel and where to stand etc.

Absolutely fine with a dry event, in fact it's preferable for me personally, but not when said event sounds shit.

My interest in this has reduced dramatically.

His mam has been celebrating with the rest of us.

We've won a fucking cup

EIGHT

How does it feel to be in Eddie Howe's shoes? How does it feel to be in my fucking kegs mate.

I need an adult.

That last ITV ad break nearly caused a fight when we thought someone had sat on the remote.

Nervous poos: 2 Nervous walk: 5 miles Nervous chocolate bars: 1

Will be under a weighted blanket on the sofa with my teddy for comfort.

What's the allowed gap between magpies for 2 to be lucky? I went for a walk and saw one magpie, then slipped over, then saw another. Did my slip count as the bad luck from the first and I'm back to 1 magpie, or did I see 2 and I'm just clumsy?