Jill

Total limp dick of a second half performance.

Of course.

I thought I wasn't keen on a change but as I was filling in the survey I realised I'm not really arsed about any of the individual aspects, so bring it on.

Patience my dear, I didn't want to peak too soon.

Yes. There are several other flavours but they are not match-tested.

I ate a bag of crisps and we scored. I have 3 packs left.

Total "phew" of a point there.

Frustrating stuff but we never looked like winning. On to the next one.

Aww his little shout out to Ritchie.

Isak's goal after all those chances was the equivalent of trying to fix something properly with no success then getting frustrated and just whacking it and it works.

That was the one he scored ffs.

What a stupid cunt of a penalty

Isak gasping to score today.

Well that was beautifully routine.

Creased at seamstress.