Jill

I watch every week. There's something about watching a Newcastle team limp to a hearty defeat that's like a weird masochistic comfort blanket. I'm always expecting it to arrive at some stage.

This is the Newcastle I'm used to seeing.

Can't even be angry. Well deserved and an excellent goal.

Sloppy as fuck that.

Think my cat jumped a couple of feet in the air when I celebrated.

Got a ticket for this now. I need to dig out some thermals.

Get in. Off you fuck you minging bastards.

Great result. The second half was an unpleasant watch but I've seen too many games where we've either thrown it away or been the team with possession but no end product to pick fault.

I am not enjoying myself.

So impressed with Murphy at the minute. I love to see it.

Fucking whoop!!

Some result but my word we don't make it too enjoyable.

Got a ticket for this now. Love a Boxing Day match.

We'll probably win because I nearly added a ticket to my basket but checked my bank balance and begrudgingly thought I'd better feed the family for the week instead.