Super Duper Branko Strupar

Fuckin' Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

Popped out. Hopefully for a shower.

Popped out.

Thank fuck for that.

It's fucking staying

nil-nil isn't possible.

Giz a fucking chance ya keen little shit.

Lovely all round, that.

Well thats a yellow.

Very poor opening 15 from us.

Smoke me a kipper... 4645327b2427efc631feb0d62ed4843b7ce2a02c

Comes to something when its fucking me creating a match thread, like.

NUFC: Dubravka, Yedlin, Schar, Fernandez, Rankquillo, Ki, Diame, Kenedy, Pereth, Ritchie, Rondon Subs: Woodman, Lascelles, Clark, Shelvey, Atsu, Logstaff, Joselu. WHU: Fabianski, Zabaleta, Balbuena, Diop, Cresswell, Snodgrass, Noble, Rice, Felipe Anderson, Hernández, Arnautovic Subs: Carroll, Adrián, Obiang, Wilshere, Ogbonna, Masuaku, Pérez Referee: Paul Tierney Attendance: 51,853 HT: 0-1 11' - Hernandez FT: 11' - Hernandez 63' - Hernandez 90'(+3) - Felipe Anderson Booked: Yedlin Schar Few others Sent off: Neesy Television coverage: None Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/. Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

Match thread?

Howay Raheem!

Decided against any changes. Was going to swap Sterling for Hazard and Arnautovic for Zaha but he usually scores against us so will save this weeks transfer for next week. Looks like Sterling and Aguero will start going on injuries and it was 4 days ago they last played so they should be okay. Both will be rested soon, like.

Urgh. PL game on a Friday. Always fucks this up as the Guardian match previews aren't updated til later on this eve.

Finish, son.

On one tonight, you.

Fuck off BG, man.

Fucking Perez, man.

I'd give a bollock for someone too lob Joe Hart as he's running back from a corner, like. Smarmy cunt,

Ffffffffuuuu

Fuck off.