Super Duper Branko Strupar

No.

Out I go.

He's a glitch.

The biggest scare in that whole post is that James has a kid.

You're a poor excuse of a human being.

One of the worst nights ever, that.

Fuck all

That better have fucking worked

Well done @Dave.

52 with Salah ©, Fermino and AO to play

Cock blocked?

Mate In my other league triple captained Aguero. Works as a pilot for Etihad too. I smell something fishy.

Yeah sounds about right to me mate. I know little, I'm only around at work when shit hits the fan and we have some big db issues which we have struggled to sort. We need a dba. Hopefully sheaerergol can help out. Sounds like exactly what we need. The devs at my place hate mysql as well.

How's the indexing on the db, Dave? You know anything about that? And is the caching all set up on all pages? Aware you're probably pretty much done with fucking about with it at this point as it's working. But just a couple of suggestions after speaking with my lead dev with little info.

You got any monitoring stats Dave? Is memory peaking at any point? You say we have capacity, is that server load or RAM? From the issues we've been having at work, sounds to me like a bit of an inefficient db querieing. Especially if lots of requests are killng it a little. And the issue with the boards on the app. I've asked a couple of lads from work just now. Very little to go on but I'll see what they say.

Get a load of Doctor Hans over here.

It's going to be a long slog of a season. Again.

Mmmm no signings

Right backs are over rated

I have Salah but not Sterling. I remember Dave's performance in this last year. I am happy I have Salah.

This had best not be fucking true, like. Just swapped Aubameyang out for him yesterday. I will come round your house and deficate on your fucking lawn, Pip.

Teeth Taylor has Rondon starting

Maybe. Or "shit jokes lol".

No brain, though.

No it doesn't. At all.