Super Duper Branko Strupar

Someone clothes line Larsson, the cunt.

Furious Alli scored, mind.

Sooooo much better!!!

It’s probably not beer, pints of piss tbh Seriously? Throwing scenes in Newcastle will be full of piss! So daft. Mutually assured golden showers? do they think they're the only cunt there? Bunch of Brankos

More like it.

Again, man. Make a fucking decision you idiot.

What you doing, man?!

They aint coming back from this, like. Good riddence you horrible fucking clobbers.

Get the fuck in!! It's ours!

Give it and go man Sterling you little fucking pecker.

Are they for fucking real?

That's better. But where the fuck are Alli and Lingard?

Absolutely need to get the ball moving quickly through midfield. They're pressing high but leaving 4 quite far back. We need a couple of players to take control in the middle here and look to boss this game. They're set up to handle meekness.

Errr....?

Me too. I think it's because Sweden are fucking turgid and if we lose this we don't deserve to be in a WC semi final.

I want that list tattooed on my forearm.

Bobby, man.

Me too. Thank fuck.

Okay, okay, we've been shit for a good while.

Shiiiiit

Walker's at City and Trippier played 24 league games last season. I was a whole season out.

Yeah that was a bad team, but I don't think it was worse, personally. I suppose Rooney was done, Sturridge had given up. We started Dier. Maybe Kane wasn't as good. I'd say it was probably as bad, then. I suppose my point is how am I so excited about such a team? I don't care why. I'm just glad I'm enjoying an England team.

Not to be antagonistic, but just to jog my memory, which team would you say was worse? In the PL anyway... Sterling is good at running in a very good team. Alli is good like 30% of the time and a cunt. Lingard is very much a form player with limited ability, Henderson is our "creator". Trippier plays second fiddle to a player playing in this team out of position (both have done very well, mind) Stones is primarily a liability with potential at 24. Fucking Harry Maguire. Ashley Young, man. And our best keeper is effectively unproven, but of course because of his age. There's really not much in the way of collective individual talent, imo.

If we got to the final, we could beat France. Belgium are the sternest test.