Ishmael

Wonder if we have a clause where we pay x amount after Gouffran finishes 20 games, so we just sub him all the fucking time.

FULL MOON

Gouffran crocked. Oh joy.

Love seeing Debuchy attacking crosses Strong in the air.

Vuckic looking bang tidy.

Love you Santon.

Fullback to fullback

Unlucky Beckham.

Loves a languid step-over that's fooling nobody though.

Santon is fucking class, man.

gtfi Tiote, nailed the cunt.

Swung his weaker foot at it and got lucky.

Who is their number 80 who loves to dish out the grappling but cannot take it back?

SWINNNNNNNNNGAAAAAAA Ameobi

And whoever comes in wont turn things around. Players, not the manager, are to blame.

Jonas cannot kick the ball for FUCKS SAKE.

Please give us some players that can play football.

Well played Jonas. Straight out.

JONAS

Cabaye. Probs a Cabs-Hatem double swoop! Mike will slyly include the 99p bag to hold them both.

Tiote is fucking awful.

Went for him? Colo was on his throat as soon as they got up It looked to me that the lad elbowed him before they both went down which is why Colo was p*ssed off. He tried the Kimura, but Colo broke out of it, then he almost got the arm bar but Colo escaped. They got to feet and Colo wrapped his neck up with the placid face. ffs :spit:

Ruben is such a pussy.

And now Hatem knocks one out