Ishmael

Sissoko* Nope, Tiote on the break, outside of the foot across the pitch to the right. He's wearing white boots.

Tiote miss places a simple pass.

Ameobi hoofs over and wide.

Debuchy winning the ball and then a freekick. Nice pressure.

"Yohan Cabaye is inferior to Rob Lee."

This XI starting every week would be relegated.

Ameobis

Russians didn't cough up enough wages

Adebayor struggled because he'd just sorted himself a fat, long term, contract. Will pick his game up with one year to go.

This thread has been looping around in circles for a fair while now. Poster A: Cisse has done nothing wrong Poster B: He has, he's gone against his religion Poster C: I think you'll find... Poster D: Cisse has done something wrong Poster E: He hasn't, he's...

Fairly certain Andymc1 will end up being a major witness in the upcoming Sports Direct vs Islam court case.

It wasn't the harassment that made me answer some questions. It was the fact that someone asked me a question and if someone asks me something I normally answer them. Like I've said above, I never spread the picture and I don't even have twitter so hardly made sure journos knew about it. Look north wanted to do a video today which I refused as there is no way I want to be on tele. I've only said he was there that night and he was betting small amounts for a premier league player. Ring them back and rearrange for tomorrow afternoon. In the morning you need to find a way to acquire a Newcastle Online t-shirt. Wear it with pride.

Is this a Simpsons quote? Feel like i've heard this almost word for word except for obviously the Cisse part Bank manager to Bart after he inadvertently reveals Krusty's tax dodging arrangements. I would not have spotted that. Well played OD and alexf

I haven't received a penny. Fool.

How much did they pay you?

Glad Joe managed to phone the right club. "Hello, I'd like to push Baffletimber Gomez over the line." "This is, ur, Monaco, Mr Kinnear. Would you like us to pass on a message?"

Did our boy sell out?

Looking leaner.

Standard Liverpool fan.

Respectful.

Make some money out of it ffs

Embarrassing.

Nah , we're past that point.

Why do we need to help the guy who was appointed to help?

Ask yourself, would any other aspirational team make this appointment?