Ishmael

In stitches at this

Haha, proper Busquets of a man.

Another card

These are a bunch of dirty cunts.

Much improved corner makes it into the 6 yard box. The next step is to ensure the keeper doesn't catch it blindfolded.

SET PENIS

We are a proper mess of a club. Fucking hell.

Can't understand how these Portuguese players are capable of playing football without looking like world's strongest man contenders. Do they even lift?

AHAHAHAHAHA the opponent running scared from Debuchy.

Taylor yellow carded for his horror lunge

English.

They don't like it up 'em!

Tiote barrelling around, committing fouls and being made to look inferior because he is inferior, again.

Guy that tackled Cabaye is going to limp off later this evening.

Sissoko doing his "I'll stand still and try to hold people away only for the opponent to walk a yard to the left and win the ball from the side" routine, again.

How has Eliot managed to be fatter than last season? Where is that fitness woman?

We was 'ard in the tackle.

It's exactly the same as last season. It's simple, our players are just not good enough. We are 4 first team players short of being competent.

AN AMEOBI passing it straight into touch

As a right winger, Sissoko belongs in League 2.

EASEH

We're playing as we were last season Terrible.

Dat Arfa touch pass.

Taylor HOOOOOOOF

These guys are made of popadoms.