Ishmael

Old quotes?

Bet it was all that Gregg's chat and photo-shopping that put him off

Released on a free. Mike Ashley about to get involved convinced he's a blood relative.

There's a football in there, somewhere. Might need to throw several treadmills at it to coax him out.

We look nothing of the sort.

Even got a spelling mistake in for authenticity. Excellent work.

Alright you western math geniuses, the point has been made

Worst maths ever. Harry's maths.

Or if he failed their medical. Harry's dog would bung a few £20s to the doctor to see him through.

Anyway. How amazing would it be if Remy cancelled the medical and signed for us tomorrow morning? DREAM ON MOTHERFUCKERS.

What SKY should ask: "Harry you stated that QPR were paying far too much in player wages and also stated that you only had enough transfer money - debt funded I might add - to sign one player in the region of £7m. What changed?" Reality: "Fuckin' buzzin me old wheeler dealer mukka. Talk us through your genius."

Given the recent deals Man City have been making, I don't believe those limits are particularly constrictive. £500m investment on shrubberies Mr FA chief, honest.

Only without taking context into consideration.

Can't we just go back to a previous save?

Whenever Barton does anything inflammatory, I find myself feeling pitty more so than anything else. I think this is the cause: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2012/apr/15/joey-barton-lucian-freud-art-video

Harry Redknapp is a faaaaaaaackin' wheeler dealer and that is that.

Considering the c*** can't read or write, or use a computer he's a f***ing menace. When you have a dog capable of setting up an off shore bank account, you don't need to bother with any of that.

Both have been on the money during this, no reason to doubt them now. Also all of our locals have said the same. An ITK (respected) on another forum reckons 110k with a free transfer if relegated.

Nothing.

I'd imagine the text were: "Are you mad?" and "How much are they throwing at you?"

It's negative in its entirety and taken out of the context. Usual spin to get everyone up in arms when, having read most of the full interview, we know his true stance.

Pointing out the media spin...

Good.

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