Ishmael

FIFA demands more tail!

Yeah, would be in full favour of this. Remy: "I know we agreed a deal, but QPR have offered £30k more..." Us: "Enjoy relegation "

Yeah, as real as religion

I bet our players are as bemused as us.

I'm getting déjà vu here. Doubt we've seen the final twist.

"Sir, there's no Peruvian on the map."

Far too practical.

Missed opportunity. I suggest we delete our posts and then post "wtf he's been sent off again" comments.

Eaxctly, while it would be very disappointing we're better off without players like that. As are QPR to be honest. But Harry is better off with another signing on fee he can give to his dog.

Avez-vous jamais envisagé pourquoi Danny Simpson ne peut pas prendre une remise en jeu?

I am hoping that I can get all smug and superior over Twitch and QPR at some point in the next 2 days. Heck, I'll do it even if he goes there.

Gah

Fears have been averted by medical staff at NUFC, they say this is 'normal' and don't see it as a problem.

WHY HASN'T HE SIGNED YET? AAARRRRRGH.

You'd change your Tuna if you could think of a Greggs pun. They are a gregg-arious bunch.

Oh, so he's a posh bastard, eh?

Lets hope It's a lad. Get a pre contract signed. The son he already has started training with our U7 academy kids aged 5. A right little hard nut, according to a lad I know who coached him. He's not hard, far from it. Dirty little s*** though. Right attitude then.

We've paid for his flight and stepped aside!

Just helping Amalfitano order dinner - who happens to have come in dressed as Zwarte Pieten for the day. Wahey! How do you even know that word? Thanks to Ruuuuud.

Just helping Amalfitano order dinner - who happens to have come in dressed as Zwarte Pieten for the day.

I've had to stop going on there, I don't even find it funny anymore. They are complete mutants, with horrible undercurrents of out dated attitudes. The intelligence level on that board is in the minuses. The lunatics have well and truly taken over the asylum. Bell ends the lot of them It's exactly what happens on here when one of their favorite players is linked to another club

Krul Debuchy Williamson Coloccini Santon Marveaux Cabaye Anita Jonas Remy Cisse Happy with that.

Would Sissoko be direct competition to Tiote?