Ishmael

Fuck me sideways. Fuck off Pardew.

Yeah, it would be nice to see those guys on the pitch together.

Marveaux on NOW.

Good to see Anita on the pitch. Great in possession.

How was that not a freekick for handball?

Please don't bring Simpson on. Please.

Typical lame duck approach to the second half. Sack Pardew now please Mike so we can win this game for the cleaners.

Still 0-0 I think?

Walcott again not matching MYM

Pardew put loads of effort into preparing for this game during the week. He left no stone unturned. Under one of the stones was the old Tiote.

Jonas turning out of play

Tiiiiiiiiiiiiimbeeeeer! And a save.

Darke and Mcmana saying it was a pen. There was contact and it was worthy of a pen, but Bale swan dived.

Divey Bale, again

2 week ban for me, this.

Anita, Marveaux and Campbell during the second half.

Auditioning? Best ask Jamie Redknapp.

Walcott knocking it past MYM and struggling to keep up

Cabaye looking like the player we fawned over some 12 months ago.

Debuchy is very strong in the air. We should get him up for corners.

Did Hatem just skin 4 players at once?

That's our new center back

MYM so solid.

Well played Cisse SET PENIS #2

Colo almost