Ishmael

Podolski with the dive.

Tiote having a solid game.

Tactical foul by Jonas Jonas so fucking slow.

So much bollocks in the media all around!

Taylor not allowed to go for a header.

Be safe, take him off as a precaution.

Jonas goosed!

Much better Hatem.

Colo bossing Theo.

At least it spared us a corner.

How as that a foul?

Is this a troll? Nah, he's made some stupid decisions so far. And is fat.

Fatem having a shitter.

I can see Walcott having a very quiet game against MYM

"Ben Arfa has his eye on a move to someone like Arsenal." /Redknapp

Jamie is of the opinion that Ben Arfa has let us down. What a fucking media idiot.

Please be the last time that Pardew relies on Jonas.

Anyway, did anyone provide me with a better English wide player from the last 20 years?

More than 100 England caps. Goals at several major international tournaments. National captain. A CL winner. Multiple league winner. Player for MU, AC, RM and now PSG. A world class number of assists in his career. Scorer of several brilliant goals.

Yes, because that was the first time a retiring player was made captain in his final game.

Urgh, I hope he comes on late into the game and doesn't start.

Mike has made a note for January 2014.

Your list of Beckham's strengths is far from complete, Incognito.

England's best right sided midfielder of the last 20 years.