Ishmael

Bracing myself for the inevitable disappointment.

Pardew special second half tactics employed.

Second half shit-off.

They could all stand in there if they felt like it.

Not the full quote. "Pardew give us a wave when you leave after being sacked you negative cunt" is the full quote. Selective quoting ffs.

Tony Barrett ‏@TonyBarretTimes 15m West Ham fans singing "Where's your Moyesy gone?" Everton fans respond with "You've got Sam Allardyce." Fair point.

Mancini sacked.

If only we'd spent a whole day practicing saving Remy penalties.

The floated set penis has returned.

Man City hurling millions at Mourinho would be great fun.

Modric and VdV has since been replaced.

I hope Stoke go on to win so I can hurl more abuse at the AVB fans. . Feel free to do the opposite should the opposite happen.

We should get him to replace Pardew. Nobody would tell the difference...

Times reckon Mancini will be given his marching orders this coming week.

Of course there is an "everything must go" sale on at Sports Direct.

I hope for everyone's sake that Whelan doesn't actually believe his own version of events.

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Someone with a twitter account forward this to Piers, one line at a time:

Reduced if a more competent team is also interested. Or a team willing to pay more.

Who in their right mind would sign for us knowing the style of football we've played all season? We have to get rid of Pardhoof.

Managers mate, one positive with good football, one not with hoofball. Nah, it's called luck.

Wigan have done it! They have clinched the Budwiser cup in front of thousands of empty seats and the flashing advertising hoardings.

The only saving grace would be for Whelan to break his leg during the celebrations.

Ben Watson needs some help with his mental arithmetic.

And the Wigan fan goes wild.