Jayson

It's probably a whoosh, but if you're serious then £35m is only going about cos it's last day of transfers. No way is Carroll worth £35m. Wasn't David Villa a lot less? He was, but apparently Carroll is worth more than the world's best striker, despite being unproven at Premier League level, because he's "local". This is annoying you quite a bit isnt it

I simply enjoy having him in the team. I love hearing CARRROLLLLLLLL. The lads form since the second half of last season has been outstanding & hes improving as a player constantly so rapidly. His stats since then are ridiculous in terms of goals/assists per minutes played. I want to see how far he can go & i want him to be representing us.

He also says Carroll doesnt want to leave

Do not sell

More annoyed with Barton than Ranger, hes got far to much ability to do that regardless of how tired he was. His ridiculous pass set their counter up.

Barton will be hating himself after that & rightly so tbh. Rangers atleast inexperienced & desperate for his first.

So many chances to see out this game. Suprised by the good performance, but we're throwing the points away.

What a waste ffs

For fuck fucking sake man

For a defender thats absolutely brilliant

What a fucking goal !!!! Colo you legend mateeee

Has a lovely cross on him, good on freekicks. Id be happy with that, maybe see how hed do on the left. Good squad player regardless.

Only Arsenal, Man United & Chelsea have scored more than us this season now. Its so impressive its just a bit silly.

We stuck it up in the air less tonight from dangerous positions. Bests 2nd & Nolans were drilled across instead of looped in for Carroll. Bests 2nd def wouldnt have even been tried with Carroll in there.

i dont- the big useless t*** thought it was funny after miss of the season. Feel bad for him, but he really was quite embarassingly bad today a couple times

Get in, class result. Did exactly what was needed last two games. Praise to Pardew for the lineup also, well deserved win.

Loven shouldve passed

Imagine that at 0-0

Or even the last time we hit 5 goals 3 times in a season? Let alone with our best striker out. We really are quite good when we turn it on. Need to stop this long ball nonsense constantly.

Pardew will be enjoying this as a return

Some praise for Loven now, has had a great game.

Hattrick of assists for Loven also

This is just silly, get in lad !

This match is showing we have more to our game thats the good thing. Carroll invites higher balls, two of these have come from hitting it low across the goal. Much harder to defend. Should do the same when Carrolls back, mix it up more.

Class play, great cross from tiote originally. Great play from Guti to get it back in, class finish. Loving this