ponsaelius

Jesus wept

Bringing it down so well then gives it away

Carrolls been good

Swanny

Henderson to get the winner.

Young off, Ox on. Tis the only real option we have.

England's completed pass expert giving us his insight there. Hilarious how much he goes on about this considering he's king of the forced hollywood pass.

All of the back four have done the backs to the wall, last ditch defending thing well but that's the only thing we've been good at this game.

He and Terry have been our best players IMO. That pass to Walcott he fucked up though, awful. I can't rate either of our central midfielders after the way they were completely bossed that half, tbh.

Parker's passing is actually hilariously poor. I couldn't believe that pass when Walcott was free.

Give it a few minutes then put Chamberlain on for Young.

Parker is shite

Actually shit at football

We've been so poor this half.

Heads dropping and players tiring by the looks

Hendo! Gerrin.

Gerrard has been anonymous second half.

Pirlo taking the piss out of Parker.

Ffs

That stat!

Can't pass... Get the big man on.

Nobody near Pirlo this half

English footballers man

All over the shop

This is fucking pathetic