Interpolic

Newcastle-Online. Canny up for this game, hope it's not too niggly. A bit niggly would be alright.

How the hell don't I remember that? It's like a bad joke.

Kegs on your head is never a good look.

I like that.

He's rated at £30million by Ajax apparently. I think we've bid £3m. And Alan Smith's slippers. And Alan Smith.

To be honest, in the same situation I'd want a Newcastle player to do that rather than let the ball fly over his head.

You could tell from his run-up he wasn't scoring btw.

Fucking pathetic this. This. Burn ITV to the ground.

Fuck!

Cowadunga, that is quick - it's been less than an hour.

Well, you have certainly. Let's just wait til it happens next season OK ? Then do you mind if I gently remind you ? I'm not denying the press will be on our backs next season, man! I'm just saying how much can you sodding talk about it, even when it's not even happening?! Do you reckon Chiles was going "I know what'll piss the Newcastle fans off... talking about fans crying... and not mentioning that some sections of the press insist only Newcastle fans cry..." It would only cross your mind. You're such hard work ffs. Its not that at all. Be honest, you just joined those making most noise. Plenty do. I mean - I also pointed out Kev Keegans quote there. Ive said (and plenty others have) said the same thing over and over and over and over etc etc - but no-one screams abuse at someone saying it, nor did they even mention it when I did. Its a matter of perspective mate. No nastiness intended (which is more than can be said the other way of course !) I'll be moaning about the press when the season comes round and I'll be keeping an eye on them as always. I just thought we could have a break from it during Brazil-Holland and the World Cup in general. You know, when nowt's being written about us. Silly me.

Of course. Got a bad habit of pressing post and then realizing I need to edit. Don't you sometimes ? Amazed if you don't. Amazed that you don't delete most of your posts altogether tbh, you're insane.

Well, you have certainly. Let's just wait til it happens next season OK ? Then do you mind if I gently remind you ? I'm not denying the press will be on our backs next season, man! I'm just saying how much can you sodding talk about it, even when it's not even happening?! Do you reckon Chiles was going "I know what'll piss the Newcastle fans off... talking about fans crying... and not mentioning that some sections of the press insist only Newcastle fans cry..." It would only cross your mind. You're such hard work ffs.

I just don't know how you can wake up every day and be annoyed at the same thing, Phil. It's the summer ffs, forget about it.

Give it a rest, Phil.

Holland could have scored about 5 times in the last 10 minutes here.

Both teams falling to pieces a bit here.

Robinho's a right little worky ticket.

You 2 watching the match together?

Let's not be racist today guys! I've cut right back.

How about the star collar? What's your opinion on them? I'm not sure myself. I know, I'd have thought you'd have been in your element today Stifler. You spoke, they listened and all that.

Fucking kidding me? Those pricks.

Looks like a canny strip to get relegated in tbh.

This one wasn't great and it clicked like a motherfucker, but at least the badge was stitched on and it had a nice, iconic sponsor. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gHB5t-lnTlY/SUIjBmZAKRI/AAAAAAAAAFs/I45trFGZjWU/s400/lee3.jpg ...and a big black blank shield on the back! Yeah, as I say, wasn't great. I wasn't a fan of the shield either, don't think anyone was.